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  • V [email protected]

    The pronunciation guide of a dictionary is pretty fuckin esoteric at this point.

    I was educated in the 80s and they still didn't teach us how to pronounce words using the dictionary.

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    I rejected those lessons after they dropped this on my desk:

    /ə/

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      Maybe you can do with GPT voice. No?

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      • J [email protected]

        English isn't really a language. It's at least three languages in a trench coat.

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        it's wild to think that we embed miniature copies of Greek and Latin into English, for doing science and medicine. not just words, I mean a functional grammar fully stocked with roots and morphemes. we just make words like "holographic," "isotope" and "synesthesia" (Greek), "accelerometer", "prefabricated" and "refrigerator" (Latin), or hybrids ("television", "microscope.")

        English is such a wonderful mutt of a language.

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          For me, this was Ganymede.

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          Someone didn't watch The Expanse.

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          • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

            That's what happens when you mash several languages together. A lot of English terms have a Latin-derived and Germanic-derived word meaning the same thing.

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            French spelling is a total shitshow too. what's their excuse? Spanish and Italian turned out normal.

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            • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

              It had the quality of being awr. It was awry.

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              If that's not a real word I don't know what is

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              • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                How can it be read incorrectly? "Can-della-bra?"

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                Candell-abra is how I was pronouncing it. Yes, I know it's the wrong way

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                • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                  I just wouldn't think to look up a word I assumed I was pronouncing correctly. I'm pretty good at this reading thing, and so I apply the standards, but words like epitome and ethereal are just here to fuck with us.

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                  Tbf a call line wouldn't help you in that case either, which is the premise of this. You wouldn't call about words you assume you know

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                  • S [email protected]

                    I've looked it up a bunch of times and I still don't know if potable is "POTE-ah-bull" or "POT-ah-bull"

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                    it's /ˈpoːdəbl/ in American English anyway.

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                    • S [email protected]

                      Calliope

                      Hegemony

                      Vitiligo

                      These are a few of my recent ones.

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                      /ˌkʌːlˈaɪɔpi/

                      /hɛdʒˈɛːmʌni/

                      /vɪtɪlˈaɪɡoʊ/? I think?

                      I kinda suck at IPA.

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                      • G [email protected]

                        PTSD flashback to my ESL little self always mispronouncing choir after they told me to join to practice my English.

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                        Another funny story! An ex of mine was an exchange student in Germany (from Canada) when she was a high schooler, and she attended a children's choir concert where they sang "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off", and in the line "you say tomato, I say tomato", they pronounced "tomato" the same way each time.

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                        • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                          Does he say "chaos" with a soft "ch" as well?

                          He also pronounces “tome” like “tomb”

                          My roommate in college did that. Drove me nuts, but the worst was that he rhymed "epitome" with "tome."

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                          No, his chaos is thankfully chaos. It would be kind of fitting if it weren't, though.

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                            Oh god yes the jimbles on Mays, I had forgotten about that, every time he would say that my brain would go "the what?" It would suck me right out of immersion every damn time.

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                            Having not read this (yet! It's planned) what is the word and how is supposed to be pronounced?

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                              I speak spanish and one of the first cultural shocks I had was when I as a kid saw an episode of some sitcom (can't remember) and there where talks of a "spelling bee" a contest to see who could spell correctly, that was so alien to at the time because in spanish there are just a few words that are tricky, because they have some silent H or a P at the beginning but then I started to learn english and it all made sense.

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                              "English: if you can spell our words we'll literally give you a fucking trophy and a scholarship"

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                              • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                                Having not read this (yet! It's planned) what is the word and how is supposed to be pronounced?

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                                Hard-g; "gimbals" see "gimbal lock"

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                                • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                  Does that mean the game on PS4 is Bloodbin in Australia?

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                                  No because that would be logically consistent

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                                    No I will pronounce Latin with guterization so bad it'd make a Catholic priest have an aneurysm. Worst part is it actually sounds close to classical Latin or so I've been told.

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                                      Having not read this (yet! It's planned) what is the word and how is supposed to be pronounced?

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                                      https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/gimbal

                                      There's audio for us and UK here.

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                                        But isn't the whole point of that to avoid the "oh sweetie..."?

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                                        • B [email protected]

                                          Depends on if you had a Greek class with Persephone explained also

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                                          It's not pursey phone?

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