What would you do if you could transform into an invisible tiger?

[theleadensea@sh.itjust.works]

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[huntresshimbo@lemmy.zip]

Is the tiger always invisible or just when you want it to be? I'm thinking pranking a friend in the shower, but I think it would be more fun with a visual component

[dembosain@midwest.social]

2 chicks at the same time.

[everett@lemmy.ml]

I'd probably transform into an invisible tiger.

[xaphanos@lemmy.world]

Visit the white house. Then the congress.

[drusas@fedia.io]

Same. And then retire to the woods.

[kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Then take a nap in the sun

[kolanaki@pawb.social]

Eat some faces and never be caught because I'm invisible.

[aurenkin@sh.itjust.works]

If light passes through you would the sun still warm you?

[everett@lemmy.ml]

If physics is this strict, the flesh of your enemies is going to pass unharmed through your fangs as well, and that would be sad.

[sendmephotos@lemmy.world]

Fuckin A

[glenrambo@jlai.lu]

Lick my own asshole.

[floo@retrolemmy.com]

I would fight crime and injustice

[memfree@piefed.social]

Worry that being invisible did not make me invincible. Getting hit by a car or bullets or such would still kill me. I'd still make noise stepping on twigs and have a wake trying to swim a stream, so I'd have to keep being stealthy. Presumably, I'd still smell like a tiger and send prey fleeing. If I did catch prey, their blood would be visible on my claw and teeth, wouldn't it? Would the chunks of flesh I eat stay visible as I gulp them down or would my invisibility mask them once they were inside me? If someone shot me as I mangled their their livestock, would my bleeding wound leave a blood spoor for hunters to follow?

All and all, I would try my best to be a silent hunter in unpopulated areas. Trying to move through city sidewalks would surely lead to my capture.

[njspradlin@lemmy.world]

He didn’t say White Tiger.

[jewbacca117@lemmy.world]

Well, it would fucking suck. Being invisible means light passes through the retinas and would not be absorbed by photoreceptor cells, making me completely blind. I guess I would try to go somewhere quiet so I could listen out. Being blind would be a death sentence in the wild. My only hope is to get picked up by a zoo or rehab center that actually cares for the animals.

[facedeer@fedia.io]

I misread that as "eat some feces" at first, but either way I guess you do you.

[cubitoom@infosec.pub]

Also probably do that stretchy leg thing and forget to put it down shortly afterwards.

[floo@retrolemmy.com]

If it’s invisible, you can’t see what color it is

[zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Take a nap then start working to fuck off and vanish from the rest of the world before i get found and buried in a lab somewhere.