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    Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.

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    If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?

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      Where's that comic about "suddenly, you become your fursona" and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That's extremely relevant here

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        No I would not

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          Either way I'm getting fucked hard

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            OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game.
            The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?

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              I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something's going in my ass

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                If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?

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                Maybe, but not willing to test it.

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                • therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT [email protected]

                  No, that you're a 38 year old man

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                  As a 40 year old man, this was very funny

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                    Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.

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                      Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

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                        Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

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                        ....presspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspress

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                          Degens will say this is a win win scenario

                          This is a win win scenario

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                            I'm so sorry that happened to you

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                            Top tier trolling right there

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                              the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance

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                              A connoisseur, I see

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                                ....presspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspress

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                                Embrace the Void.

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                                  Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

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                                  Maybe 100% chance.

                                  If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.

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                                    Either by Motoko being real of Becoming Mayor Kusanagi I'm headbutting that button ASAP.

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                                      Nah, no more beings deserve to exist in this cursed reality.

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                                        My wife says she wins either way.

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                                          I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something's going in my ass

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                                          username checks out

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