How would you react if someone said they had a dream of you in it?
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My wife sleep divorced me. LOL.
2 AM, she shoves me awake. She's sitting on the edge of the bed like the chick from Paranormal Activity.
She pulls her wedding ring off, jams it in my hand, says "THIS IS FOR YOU! We need to make OTHER ARRANGEMENTS! I can't believe you said THAT in front of our son!!!"
Then she lays back down and is dead asleep.
I'm like "WTAF?" Do I wake her up? Do I sleep with a knife under the pillow?
So I wake her up. She's pissed, but not "Imma divorce you" pissed, just "It's 2 AM why are you waking me up?" pissed.
"Do you know what you just did?"
"Wait, what? Why?"
So I hand her the wedding ring back.
"Oh... OH!"
Apparently, in the dream, I had been laying on the couch and she asked me to do something and I responded something along the lines of "Meh, I'd rather be boning Faye."
Faye. A fictional character from the web comic "Questionable Content" which we both read.
https://questionablecontent.fandom.com/wiki/Faye_Whitaker
But now it's hilarious, because when she asks me to do something I can go "Meh, I'd rather be boning Faye."
In her defense if you'd rather be porking that ball of anxiety who causes every man in her orbit to experience full on ego collapse than your wife, she has every right to divorce you. And Jeph can pay her legal fees, god knows he has the patreon money for it
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Well, it definitely doesn't mean they're in love with you, if that's what you mean. But a lot of people seem to take it that way. For me it's exciting to hear. I know it doesn't mean anything about how they view me on a deep level because dreams are just so random, but it's still fun.
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Act surprised and a bit concerned, get a few details and then pretend that I also had the same dream but from the other perspective.
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If it was a woman I'd potentially assume she was flirting with me
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I'd frown pretty heavily and wait for them to explain themselves. I highly doubt anyone is dreaming of me in a sexy way and certainly no one is gonna risk a slap for it (a la Moonstruck), so I'm gonna be thinking they had a dream about some horrible fire breathing demon woman screeching at them and possibly burning down their lives.
To which I will say, cool, man. Then wonder wtf I did to traumatize this person.
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Think nothing of it. I dream about people in my life all the time and I don't tie any significance to it.
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People have told me this before. It's fine.
I especially like when dream me actually acts like real me.
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Dreams mean nothing, I wouldn't care but would ask because usually it's something hilariously stupid
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someone did say this to me once, i wondered what the dream was since he felt it necessary to tell me (wasnt kind of person who prattles about trivial things). But i never inquired further.
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In what?
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I'd ask them what I did in the dream
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I hear this often enough that I just assume I'm a memorable person.
Normally I just ask what it was about, but occasionally I like to throw in a "that makes two of us!" Or "I promise I don't look that good in spandex"
