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    Total misplay

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      Do people need an app to tell them they're horny?

      This is like the old mood ring craze. For starters, they measure skin temperature. Does skin temperature correlate with mood? Kinda. Sorta. Not really. But let's assume they work. Do you need a ring to tell you what you're feeling? Maybe that's a sign in itself that you have a poor connection with your emotional state.

      Could they even work as a tool to help build that internal emotional attachment? Assuming they work at all, maybe. I don't think people used them that way. Would the app do any better? Maybe.

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      I thought it was an ad for a hookup app at first

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        Of course. What if she doesn’t have a man nearby to explain how she feels? Women need this

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        The fuck? Satire?

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          Do people need an app to tell them they're horny?

          This is like the old mood ring craze. For starters, they measure skin temperature. Does skin temperature correlate with mood? Kinda. Sorta. Not really. But let's assume they work. Do you need a ring to tell you what you're feeling? Maybe that's a sign in itself that you have a poor connection with your emotional state.

          Could they even work as a tool to help build that internal emotional attachment? Assuming they work at all, maybe. I don't think people used them that way. Would the app do any better? Maybe.

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          It's a period tracking app. If you feel shitty for no reason and have some mood variation you can check the app, and more likely than not it tells you your period starts in a few days based on historicals. Following period, ovulation, so mega horny. Has nothing to do with guessing mood.

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            The fuck? Satire?

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            I should know the ‘/s’ is mandatory online but it was obvious enough in my head at least

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              I should know the ‘/s’ is mandatory online but it was obvious enough in my head at least

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              That's why I wanted to confirm lol. All good

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                It's a period tracking app. If you feel shitty for no reason and have some mood variation you can check the app, and more likely than not it tells you your period starts in a few days based on historicals. Following period, ovulation, so mega horny. Has nothing to do with guessing mood.

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                mega horny

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                  As a 🥒 I imagine I'm a pretty cheap card with endless survivability

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                  You have 1 attack and 6 hp, and have the "Many Lives" sigil. You cost 1 blood to play.

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                    I thought it was an ad for a hookup app at first

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                    They should combine the cycle tracking with the hookups! Next with smartwatch!

                    …actually fuck no nobody steal that dystopian shit fuck pretend you never saw it unvote

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                      Do people need an app to tell them they're horny?

                      This is like the old mood ring craze. For starters, they measure skin temperature. Does skin temperature correlate with mood? Kinda. Sorta. Not really. But let's assume they work. Do you need a ring to tell you what you're feeling? Maybe that's a sign in itself that you have a poor connection with your emotional state.

                      Could they even work as a tool to help build that internal emotional attachment? Assuming they work at all, maybe. I don't think people used them that way. Would the app do any better? Maybe.

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                      I would suggest you educate yourself on women's biology. It will help you immensely in relationships.

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                        I would suggest you educate yourself on women's biology. It will help you immensely in relationships.

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                        I directly asked my wife about this beforehand, and they're skeptical, as well.

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                          You have 1 attack and 6 hp, and have the "Many Lives" sigil. You cost 1 blood to play.

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                          Can't wait to see the Robot Pickle variant

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                            I directly asked my wife about this beforehand, and they're skeptical, as well.

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                            Fair. I will say I've had relationships with women who's cycles have been more level and others who go through major swings, including on the horny scale. So maybe it's just that my exposure to that gives a different context to the meme.

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                              Do people need an app to tell them they're horny?

                              This is like the old mood ring craze. For starters, they measure skin temperature. Does skin temperature correlate with mood? Kinda. Sorta. Not really. But let's assume they work. Do you need a ring to tell you what you're feeling? Maybe that's a sign in itself that you have a poor connection with your emotional state.

                              Could they even work as a tool to help build that internal emotional attachment? Assuming they work at all, maybe. I don't think people used them that way. Would the app do any better? Maybe.

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                              the much bigger problem here is the app talking like a fucking clickbait article, if my phone talked to me like that i most certainly wouldn't be horny afterward.

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