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    #77

    That question just gave me anxiety. That is exactly the type of question I would get. Technically it's not but does the people who wrote that think that? Is it a trap question or a smart question? Omg I gotta not think about this anymore...

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      But I’d rather have the million dollars than the satisfaction of calling out the show for being wrong.

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      I would challenge the question right there and demand an expert counsel to explain why HyperTextMarkupLanguage is classified as a programming language when it's not even Turing complete. It's a markup language. Security would have to drag me, I'd die on the specificity hill.

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        Monty Python was named after Monty Python was named after Monty Python was named after..

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        Based on this post it seems M. Python is the scientific name for the Ouroboros

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          CSS can be included as a style property without requiring the script/style tag though.

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          I can write a .ini code where a value of a key is a binary that the interpreter runs. Are ini files a programming language? Hell no, and neither is html.

          Is R a compiled programming language because several of its built in functions run compiled C code? No.

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            HTML5 + CSS3 seems to be Turing complete too: https://lemire.me/blog/2011/03/08/breaking-news-htmlcss-is-turing-complete/

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            #81

            Forgive me if this sounds rude but it's the best way to explain in my mind, please take it in jest.

            - lemon is sweet.
            + no, lemon is sour.
            - well, Lemmon+sugar is sweet.
            + ?????????????

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              I fucking hate these kinds of questions. D is the CORRECT answer because TECHNICALLY html is a markup language and not a programming language but the average person irl will just call you a dipshit for trying to explain that. If this were a question on a shitty academic exam, its going to be a 50/50 toss up on which will get counted as correct because the Autograder Bot Knows All(TM) but you better not fucking use AI to get your low effort AI-generated homework done quicker because fuck you.

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              #82

              Bro if someone called me a dipshit for a technicality in a contest where money is at stake? They are a dipshit. Being serious about the questions is the point.

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              • M [email protected]

                Interestingly C and D are both programming languages. That is, there is a programming languages called C and another, D.

                I'll see myself out...

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                A and B are also programming languages. A is an APL implementation and B is a precursor of C.

                https://aplwiki.com/wiki/A
                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_(programming_language)

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                  How To Meet Ladies.

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                  #84

                  Huge Turd Must Laugh

                  Huge Tongue Must Lick

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                    Hyper Text Machine Language

                    This will be the next big thing. I’m going to write a Lemmy server in this.

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                    You could call it WebAssembly

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                      Well what the fuck is a machine language?

                      Is is data transmitted between parties (machines) to convey information? HTML fits this definition.

                      Do they mean machine code? Because some call machine code "machine language".

                      Either way the answer is D.

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                      • edgemaster72@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                        Based on this post it seems M. Python is the scientific name for the Ouroboros

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                        Then what is M. Bison the scientific name for?

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                          Thought exactly the same. I'd like to know how the legal side would look like. Let's say you say D. Could you go to court if they say it's wrong?

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                          Guessing you have to sign a release/arbitration/"suck it" agreement when you agree to come on the show.

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                            Huge Turd Must Laugh

                            Huge Tongue Must Lick

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                            Thanks, now I'm a huge turd

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                              Thanks, now I'm a huge turd

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                              Omg, you gave me a great idea. Don't ask how. Updated it.

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                                Then what is M. Bison the scientific name for?

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                                Raul Julia, of course

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                                  Ah yes, the humour effect bias. In case nobody noticed, everybody chose Alien Language.

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                                    I fucking hate these kinds of questions. D is the CORRECT answer because TECHNICALLY html is a markup language and not a programming language but the average person irl will just call you a dipshit for trying to explain that. If this were a question on a shitty academic exam, its going to be a 50/50 toss up on which will get counted as correct because the Autograder Bot Knows All(TM) but you better not fucking use AI to get your low effort AI-generated homework done quicker because fuck you.

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                                    I would answer B even though D is correct. There is no technicality about. B is wrong.

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                                      Ackshually it's a markup language not a programming language Picks D and loses $1 million

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                                      wait D was not the correct answer?

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                                        WYSIWYG has been around so long that people forget markup languages and batch text processing have been around for a long time. LaTeX and Groff seem to be the sole survivors.

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                                          wait D was not the correct answer?

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                                          D is the correct answer, but do you trust a game show to know that?

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