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I am not a builder… but that does not seem right

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    Finally someone gets it!

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    • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comF [email protected]

      God, thank you. I have a long history of trauma such that 'jokes' about an unfun, unhealthy life aren't fucking funny when they could be a cry for help in 'joke' form. I'd much rather offer someone who's 'joking' the support they might be too afraid to ask for than to 'laugh' at a 'joke' about a bad time.

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      yeah you see this type of thing lampooned as "straights humor" now

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        This is what happens when my wife goes...honey let's move the TV to the left! Its not centered. Oh that's not enough! Let's try another 1.5"! Oh! Not enough! ...not enough!.... Not enough!....

        Do not marry. Its hell. But if you do, patch that wall real good.... Oh I can still see the seam! Sand it again! Yes orange peal...nope! The paint looks a little off. Paint the room!. Oh you're gonna hate me...can you move the TV another 1.5" please?

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        I sleep in a big bed at home with my wife

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          I do miss doing that to my ex-wife. There were those small things that I can't enjoy being single. Well. For now.

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          Just think of all the things you can do without ever consulting someone else. Single has its perks!

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          • zozano@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

            They're more like depth detectors now. They dont work on magnetism, they work by detecting the ultrasonic echoes of what's behind the wall.

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            In other words they're good at knocking on the wall.

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              Supply side economics until we all die.

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              What a Lemmy moment.

              "Shoddy work? This is the fault of capitalism!"

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                Or just put the box 4" to the right, directly on the stud. Why on earth they thought it had to be exactly where it is is beyond me.

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                perhaps it is centered between some further away objects and they cared about aesthetics.

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                • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                  I bought one, put up to my dads back, let it beep, and said to him "i think its defective" 🤪

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                  Dad v2.0

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                    24" on-center wall studs aren't uncommon in building practices today

                    Most residential interior walls are 16"

                    If their house is single-story, then 24" would fit in a lot of local building codes.

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                    If any of you find a house on the market with 24" centered 2x4 walls--run. That won't be the only thing they went cheap on.

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                      That's not the worst cludge I've ever seen, but it's good and stupid alright.

                      But imagine, won't you, an electrical outlet box attached with directly to the oven's gas line. The outlet was for the microwave. My friend no longer lives in that condo lol

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                      My friend no longer lives in that condo lol

                      By choice? Or by being forcibly evicted by the rapid expansion of heated gas?

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                        America…land of the lawless.

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                        • afallinganvil@lemmy.caA [email protected]

                          Just think of all the things you can do without ever consulting someone else. Single has its perks!

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                          It's actually not bad. I have motivation to work out for me and not anyone else, I can spend money on things she called silly, I don't even have to cook without flavor.

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                            I am not familiar with the removing a section of drywall in order to hang a TV technique

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                              It's actually not bad. I have motivation to work out for me and not anyone else, I can spend money on things she called silly, I don't even have to cook without flavor.

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                              See? That's the spirit! I'm glad you seem to be finding your groove without too much suffering.

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                                To verify your stud detector works you must point it to your self, make a beeping sound, turn to your significant other and tell them "I'm a stud"

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                                https://xkcd.com/952/

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                                  If any of you find a house on the market with 24" centered 2x4 walls--run. That won't be the only thing they went cheap on.

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                                  Engineered roof trusses have made most interior walls non-load-bearing. 24" on center is fine for such walls. Exterior walls are still 16" OC, though.

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                                    I am not familiar with the removing a section of drywall in order to hang a TV technique

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                                    They probably wanted to figure out what the hell was up with that wall.

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                                      My friend no longer lives in that condo lol

                                      By choice? Or by being forcibly evicted by the rapid expansion of heated gas?

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                                      Who'd you say did the electrical work

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                                        Oops all studs

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                                          The Troll Handyman

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