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    United is the fucking worst.

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      United is the fucking worst.

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      American is about equal.

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        “We’re not happy until you’re not happy.”

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          I honestly believe airlines are designed to push us to the limit of what we can stand without going ballistic. Since people can handle varying levels of bullshit thats why we see people flipping out all the time.

          But their goal is to push so far that most people almost flip out, but dont.

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            Brought to you by Carl's Jr. Fuck you. I'm eating!

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              I honestly believe airlines are designed to push us to the limit of what we can stand without going ballistic. Since people can handle varying levels of bullshit thats why we see people flipping out all the time.

              But their goal is to push so far that most people almost flip out, but dont.

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              Well yeah ofc they are. They make the seats too small so you pay for the premium. They make the food too shitty so you pay for the premium. They add too many stops to the flight so you pay for the premium. They make the carry-on requirements too small so you pay for the premium. And on and on and on

              It's all about profit. Any system focused on profit will eventually (and always) remove any and all human elements as allowed for the sake of that profit

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              • carbonicedragon@pawb.socialC [email protected]

                Literally any time I see United Airlines branding, I immediately get "United breaks guitars" stuck in my head.

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                Same!

                for those unacquainted

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                  We don't discriminate against anyone. We hate everyone equally.

                  United Airlines

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                  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgW [email protected]

                    United is the fucking worst.

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                    Idk man I travel for a living and American sure is trying their darnedest to be worse. Given a choice I'd rather be on united than aa these days. Delta can kiss both sides of my ass.

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                      Idk man I travel for a living and American sure is trying their darnedest to be worse. Given a choice I'd rather be on united than aa these days. Delta can kiss both sides of my ass.

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                      I'm all in on Delta, personally. Had Nothing but good experiences.

                      I'll tell you who can go fuck themselves: Air France.

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