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  • C [email protected]

    But Texas has 40 times the population

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    I'm talking about per population. Of course if there's more people there's more crime.

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      Yep. One guy in my class had an exchange student from Texas. Absolute biggest asshole. A real advertisement for Texas: "Never go to a state where they breed idiots like that."

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      One of the worst people I ever had the displeasure of working with was from Texas.

      Granted, I have also worked with others from Texas that were fine.

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        Everyone knows Colorado would be bigger than Texas if you hammered it flat.

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          Also Alaska: It’s over, Texas. I have the high ground.

          Alaska - High point: 20,320 feet - Sea level
          Texas - High point: 8,749 feet - Sea level

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            You assume I give a shit about the state where I live.

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              the arrogant cowboys are the best NFL team to ever do it

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              Every year is our year!

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                I live in California and I can buy weed at the weed store.

                Texans can't.

                Californian women have protected human rights that Texan women don't.

                So I guess my state has more freedom than Texas.

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                • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

                  Texas: the biggest usable state.

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                  As long as it doesn't get too hot, or too cold... or to windy... Or wet... Come to think of it, a lot of stuff has managed to grind Texas to a halt lately.

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                  • I [email protected]

                    As long as it doesn't get too hot, or too cold... or to windy... Or wet... Come to think of it, a lot of stuff has managed to grind Texas to a halt lately.

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                    In West Texas, we don’t know about this cold or wet you speak of. Plenty of hot and wind though.

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                    • darkfuture@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                      I live in California and I can buy weed at the weed store.

                      Texans can't.

                      Californian women have protected human rights that Texan women don't.

                      So I guess my state has more freedom than Texas.

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                      We also have legal psychedelic mushrooms, at least where I am in Oakland.

                      Also, I fucking hate cowboys. Had a layover in 2001 in Dallas. I couldn’t believe how many cowboy hats, boots, belt buckles. It was a clown show. I’ll never fly through Texas again.

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                      • R [email protected]

                        Everyone knows Colorado would be bigger than Texas if you hammered it flat.

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                        Actually makes me wonder what the 3d surface areas are relative to their 2d projected surface area.

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                          My province is bigger than your state

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                            Who the hell sticks a bumper sticker on the side of their car? Hell, who the hell sticks a bumper sticker anywhere but the windows? Good luck removing them without destroying your paint once you get sick of them.

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                              Who the hell sticks a bumper sticker on the side of their car? Hell, who the hell sticks a bumper sticker anywhere but the windows? Good luck removing them without destroying your paint once you get sick of them.

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                              Who the hell sticks a bumper sticker anywhere but the bumper?

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                                Who the hell sticks a bumper sticker anywhere but the bumper?

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                                People who take care of their cars, that's who.

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                                  Who the hell sticks a bumper sticker on the side of their car? Hell, who the hell sticks a bumper sticker anywhere but the windows? Good luck removing them without destroying your paint once you get sick of them.

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                                  Who the hell gets bumper stickers they might later regret and want to remove?

                                  Also: A little baby oil or rubbing alcohol will destroy the adhesives in the sticker and leave your paint just fine.

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    We also have legal psychedelic mushrooms, at least where I am in Oakland.

                                    Also, I fucking hate cowboys. Had a layover in 2001 in Dallas. I couldn’t believe how many cowboy hats, boots, belt buckles. It was a clown show. I’ll never fly through Texas again.

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                                    Wait what? You're telling me there is a reason to go to Oakland without continuing on into SF?

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      Wait what? You're telling me there is a reason to go to Oakland without continuing on into SF?

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                                      Come buy some. For some reason they can't be sold in weedshops, but they're often next door or across the street. My partner tried mushrooms for the first time recently. The kitties were adorably soft and we just laughed a lot.

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                                      • darkfuture@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                        I live in California and I can buy weed at the weed store.

                                        Texans can't.

                                        Californian women have protected human rights that Texan women don't.

                                        So I guess my state has more freedom than Texas.

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                                        You can buy delta8 or whatever it is now at shops in TX tho, in fact https://www.texastribune.org/2025/06/22/texas-thc-ban-bill-greg-abbott-veto-senate-bill-3/

                                        One good thing Abbott has done

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                                        • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

                                          Nah, that’s Alaska.

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                                          Florida Man has entered the chat

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