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    How do you charge for a service contract on a sticker?

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    This guy B2Bs. Y'all think companies aim for efficiency when their client is a megacorp? Heeelllll no. Corporations bleed each other out, too. The buck just gets passed on to you, the poor.

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      That's not bios; that's the os. It's not a bsod; that's systemd running on Linux.

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        Oh yeah baby crash my bootloader!๐Ÿ’• Pump me full of bloatware and make my integers overflow๐Ÿฅต
        I want you to leave my USB port dysfunctional for days and my ram displaced come on baby do it make me BSOD!!!๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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        This is better than the Bill Gates and Steve Jobs skit I watched the other day. Love it! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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          tastes like MEMORY_MANAGEMENT

          wait, what was the post about?

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            This is better than the Bill Gates and Steve Jobs skit I watched the other day. Love it! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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            Thank you, I had fun writing it

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              why does a drink machine need a fucking screen

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              Murica. I bet toiletpaper has a screen, too.

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                Snow cone? Nah, Snow Crash!

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                    That seems too low. What kind of low spec AI slush master 7000 are you using?

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                    Stuck on a NEMA 5-15 outlet, can't draw much more continuously. I think like 1200W is the highest continuous load you're allowed on a 15 A circuit here in the US, but I am not an electrician so I could be wrong

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                      systemd is so multipurposed, i'm not it's a beverage as well now

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