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  • I [email protected]

    Warning⛔: comment section filled with haters trying to keep a player down 😤

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    You forgot your /s.

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      You forgot your /s.

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      Because it isn't needed

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        This is TOTALY real and in no way, designed to infuriate people dumb enough to believe it.

        For the record:

        “A soda vending machine's revenue varies significantly based on location and product pricing, but a rough estimate for average daily revenue is $5. Monthly, this could range from $150 to $1,500, with high-traffic locations potentially earning up to $100 per day. However, profit margins depend on product costs and operating expenses.”

        And that’s if he owns it outright.

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          Big Thinkin

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            Yeah....this is the kind of person that the mob was most useful for back in the day. This was the kind of guy that got his knees broken for being a wise guy.

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              Am I confused on why people are overcomplicating the math and adding assumptions to a clear given.

              • 60 applications a day.

              • Half of them (30) buy something.

              • Makes 300 per day.

              • They must make $10 per vending customer.

              We can safely ignore operating costs and sementics to conclude this is massive ragebait.

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                Because it isn't needed

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                Agreed, just use common sense to judge wether or not other people then yourself may understand the semantics and context of written information works pretty well. /s

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                • O [email protected]

                  More unbelievable is the implication that the average applicant spends $5-6 in the vending machine

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                  More than $5-$6. He's making $300 income which implies the expenses are deducted. The actual price is $5-$6 + actual cost of whatever is in the vending machine

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                    That’s not passive income. That’s a lot of work.

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                    • P [email protected]

                      At lowest estimates that’s a 17hr work day 🤣. 20 minute interviews with no delay in between and no lunch or bathroom breaks.

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                      If you're going to be self-employed, at least be a good boss to yourself. It doesn't make sense to treat yourself like the worst boss you've ever had.

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                      • W [email protected]

                        This is TOTALY real and in no way, designed to infuriate people dumb enough to believe it.

                        For the record:

                        “A soda vending machine's revenue varies significantly based on location and product pricing, but a rough estimate for average daily revenue is $5. Monthly, this could range from $150 to $1,500, with high-traffic locations potentially earning up to $100 per day. However, profit margins depend on product costs and operating expenses.”

                        And that’s if he owns it outright.

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                        If you look closer, it's also off-brand drinks, meaning, he absolutely owns the machine, operates it, and restocks.

                        However, I do wonder the electric costs.

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                          Now hire someone to do the interviews, then it's passive income.

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                          If he were smart, he would hire a full-time interviewee to ensure there's always someone interviewing and buying drinks at a steady, predictable rate. Easiest money you'll ever make.

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                            Put out a bowl of extra salty peanuts and crank up the heat. Open a small bar in the corner serving margaritas, mojitos, pina coladas, etc... Sit back and watch the passive income roll in.

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                              That’s not passive income. That’s a lot of work.

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                              presumably they get a salary and the 300 is extra just for suggesting it.

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                                presumably they get a salary and the 300 is extra just for suggesting it.

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                                60 interviews, at just 15 minutes each, is 15 hours a day. Someone is putting in an astounding amount of work for just $300.

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                                  60 interviews, at just 15 minutes each, is 15 hours a day. Someone is putting in an astounding amount of work for just $300.

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                                  Could do 5 minute interviews

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                                    60 interviews, at just 15 minutes each, is 15 hours a day. Someone is putting in an astounding amount of work for just $300.

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                                    presumably, they get a salary for the work of doing the interviews

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                                      60 interviews, at just 15 minutes each, is 15 hours a day. Someone is putting in an astounding amount of work for just $300.

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                                      There's nothing more Lemmy than someone taking an obvious joke seriously.

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                                        Could do 5 minute interviews

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                                        “Hi, buy a soda and get the fuck out, we’re not hiring you.”

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                                          presumably, they get a salary for the work of doing the interviews

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                                          If they never hire anyone, then they are absolutely shit at their job.

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