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UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026

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    This is how we get real life to look like a video game. Imagine page boys and interns in their little suits hooting for martial violence like the background of Street Fighter. What a time to be alive.

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      They are not winning freedom. Winner gets a pillow for 1 night in Alligator Auschwitz.

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      Probably a MyPillow too

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        Idiocracy achieved. Mike Judge is a time traveler disguised as a comedic writer and tried to warn us.

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        And we thought he was joking

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          Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.

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            And in 2030 he'll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.

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            Plot twist, death is their only freedom

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              This feels really psychotic. All of this really makes me want to question reality. Are we in a simulation? Are we an experiment by an advanced alien race, and they're tweaking parameters to study us?

              Trump is like a grade school bully, in a lord of the flies scenario. He's got all this power and he's bringing in his bully friends and they're doing shit grade school bullies would do with all this power.

              And all the people who voted for him...

              None of this makes any sense. The end is nigh?

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                For context, his Big Idiot Bill passed, but polling on it has been horrendous. This is another distraction.

                https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-scrambles-to-defend-his-megabill-after-savage-polling/

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                  Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.

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                  Celebrity Deathmatch.

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                    And we thought he was joking

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                      Celebrity Deathmatch.

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                      I'll allow it!

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                        This is some hick-ass shit.

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                          Idiocracy is now a fucking documentary.

                          How much you want to wager, the "mainstream" media will be sporting a boner over this gala event?

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                            Idiocracy is now a fucking documentary.

                            How much you want to wager, the "mainstream" media will be sporting a boner over this gala event?

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                            I really wish people would stop saying Idiocracy is a documentary, it's not. President Camacho was able to see his shortcomings and hired the smartest man in the world to fix things, that's not happening in real life.

                            Idiocracy is something for us to aspire to.

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                              Biff Tannen has become president.

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                                Plot twist, death is their only freedom

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                                Didn't Stephen King write a novela about that?

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                                  The White House lawn will be turned into a monster truck track next.

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                                    I really wish people would stop saying Idiocracy is a documentary, it's not. President Camacho was able to see his shortcomings and hired the smartest man in the world to fix things, that's not happening in real life.

                                    Idiocracy is something for us to aspire to.

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                                    Been saying this for a year now

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                                      The White House lawn will be turned into a monster truck track next.

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                                      Why not? Honestly why not? I would at least be entertained.

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                                        I really wish people would stop saying Idiocracy is a documentary, it's not. President Camacho was able to see his shortcomings and hired the smartest man in the world to fix things, that's not happening in real life.

                                        Idiocracy is something for us to aspire to.

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                                        Office space is still a documentary right?

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                                        • twintitans@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                          Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.

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                                          Musk v Zuck

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