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  • marighost@piefed.socialM [email protected]

    In case you're unfamiliar with Elefun (YouTube Link)

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    This is ahorrible idea, you can't catch ashes in a butterfly net.

    You need to use a wood chipper instead of the crematorium. Much larger pieces, much easier to catch.

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    • marighost@piefed.socialM [email protected]

      In case you're unfamiliar with Elefun (YouTube Link)

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      I used to want to have my corpse frozen, then loaded into the pilot seat of a fake alien landing shuttle, complete with a computer system and books written in “alien language” that’s really just complicated code version of my will, and pushed off a transport plane to fall somewhere such as Antarctica or Greenland, to be covered with snow and ice for decades before someone randomly found it. Absolute win for conspiracy shit, and would be fun to be a random surprise like that.

      I no longer have this plan because 1. I can’t afford it and 2. We don’t really get significant new ice anymore. We just lose old ice.

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        This is ahorrible idea, you can't catch ashes in a butterfly net.

        You need to use a wood chipper instead of the crematorium. Much larger pieces, much easier to catch.

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        Idea!

        Carbonize the remains and then woodchipper those! They're basically charcoal so it's less messy, and they can be caught in a net NP!

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          I used to want to have my corpse frozen, then loaded into the pilot seat of a fake alien landing shuttle, complete with a computer system and books written in “alien language” that’s really just complicated code version of my will, and pushed off a transport plane to fall somewhere such as Antarctica or Greenland, to be covered with snow and ice for decades before someone randomly found it. Absolute win for conspiracy shit, and would be fun to be a random surprise like that.

          I no longer have this plan because 1. I can’t afford it and 2. We don’t really get significant new ice anymore. We just lose old ice.

          heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
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          have you considered burying your prank in the transpacific garbage patch?

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            I used to want to have my corpse frozen, then loaded into the pilot seat of a fake alien landing shuttle, complete with a computer system and books written in “alien language” that’s really just complicated code version of my will, and pushed off a transport plane to fall somewhere such as Antarctica or Greenland, to be covered with snow and ice for decades before someone randomly found it. Absolute win for conspiracy shit, and would be fun to be a random surprise like that.

            I no longer have this plan because 1. I can’t afford it and 2. We don’t really get significant new ice anymore. We just lose old ice.

            hubi@feddit.orgH This user is from outside of this forum
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            You can still submerge yourself in a bog, it's way cheaper.

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              Idea!

              Carbonize the remains and then woodchipper those! They're basically charcoal so it's less messy, and they can be caught in a net NP!

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              But then what will i do with all these ponchos?

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              • marighost@piefed.socialM [email protected]

                In case you're unfamiliar with Elefun (YouTube Link)

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                • marighost@piefed.socialM [email protected]

                  In case you're unfamiliar with Elefun (YouTube Link)

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                  I tough it said "Gets the Wii" and was kinda excited.

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                  • marighost@piefed.socialM [email protected]

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                    Oh, now do a Mr. Bucket version!

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                    • marighost@piefed.socialM [email protected]

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                      General fun = Funeral!

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                        General fun = Funeral!

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                        I want to be in a funeral. Its in my bucket list lol. Everyone has a funeral in their bucket list.

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                        • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brD [email protected]

                          I tough it said "Gets the Wii" and was kinda excited.

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                          They could own a wii you don't know.

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