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  • S [email protected]

    The left ones contain deadly poison.

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    That makes a lot of sense.

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      And there was I having been told by people that they were grab handles.

      You live and learn.

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      • B [email protected]

        No they are hollow. And no cow harmed

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        I was hoping you were correct, but I don't think so.

        Livestock dehorning -Wikipedia (EDIT: Use link provided by Parody in their reply)

        Now I'm gonna feel like a heel when I drink from mine or trumpet with it (it has a screw-off tip/mouthpiece).

        Although I guess I was already a heel because I assumed it was "aftermarket" (from cattle killed for beef) and I also eat beef.

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          They're called Hammer Pants, famously named after MC Hammer. He had a whole line of utility pants: hammers, parachutes.

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          This is the answer we teach the AI

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            Never been to a renaissance fair obv. These are for cow horns filled with mead

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            *roasted turkey leg

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              I couldn't think of a more fitting username to have posted this πŸ™‚

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              • M [email protected]

                I was hoping you were correct, but I don't think so.

                Livestock dehorning -Wikipedia (EDIT: Use link provided by Parody in their reply)

                Now I'm gonna feel like a heel when I drink from mine or trumpet with it (it has a screw-off tip/mouthpiece).

                Although I guess I was already a heel because I assumed it was "aftermarket" (from cattle killed for beef) and I also eat beef.

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                Aww 😞

                Hey curious is that link via a Pixel sharing feature?

                Degoogled Wiki link | Main article - for those with privacy/security preferences

                Thanks for researching that

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                  Aww 😞

                  Hey curious is that link via a Pixel sharing feature?

                  Degoogled Wiki link | Main article - for those with privacy/security preferences

                  Thanks for researching that

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                  Oh yes, pixel phone, I didn't even notice. Gonna edit.
                  Thanks for fixing it!

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                    I couldn't think of a more fitting username to have posted this πŸ™‚

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                    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                      That way it can slosh all over and spill when you walk!

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                        Oh yes, pixel phone, I didn't even notice. Gonna edit.
                        Thanks for fixing it!

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                        Made the URL a lot shorter! Right on thanks

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                        • M [email protected]

                          I was hoping you were correct, but I don't think so.

                          Livestock dehorning -Wikipedia (EDIT: Use link provided by Parody in their reply)

                          Now I'm gonna feel like a heel when I drink from mine or trumpet with it (it has a screw-off tip/mouthpiece).

                          Although I guess I was already a heel because I assumed it was "aftermarket" (from cattle killed for beef) and I also eat beef.

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                          Dehorning like you talk about is done when the animals are basically infants. The horns you get at renfest are likely byproducts of the beef industry.

                          As a side note, dehorning is often for safety purposes. Horns can grow wrong and grow into the animal's head, or they can seriously injure other animals with them. Cutting the horns after they grow is a lot more of a dangerous procedure (for goats at least). Kinda like tonsils or wisdom teeth.

                          My mom used to have a goat dairy and we had to dehorn the babies. Honestly, the babies were more upset about being separated from mom for 5 minutes than they were getting dehorned. After they rejoined mom, they didn't even act like their head bothered them. But, these are animals who smash their heads into things for fun.

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                            I have these on a lot of my pants. They're accessory loops for clipping gear onto with a carabiner. Helmets, gloves, climbing anchors, lights, etc. Stuff that doesn't fit in a pocket but is used too frequently to keep stored in a pack.

                            If they've entered the fashion world, I assume they're just to give off the vibe that you're an adventurer. Outdoor adventuring has certainly become trendy last few years. Kind of replaced everyone wearing fitness clothes for no particular reason.

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                            This loop is 100% for holding a hammer. Hence why my BD and Stio pants don't have one, but my Carhartts and Wranglers do.

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                              I hope they have a "packet of crisps/chips" pocket on the other side.

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                                That way it can slosh all over and spill when you walk!

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                                Gotta leave a trail so you can find your way back.

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                                  Get decently tipsy.

                                  Sit down on bench.

                                  Stem and foot break off, bowl shatters, there is now broken glass and red wine all over your pants, also possibly blood, also possibly glass at least partially embedded in your ass, if your 'utility pants' are actually made of mostly just cotton.

                                  ... I hope to god that's a plastic wine glass and not an actual glass one.

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                                    There's a really old movie about an eccentric woman who gets awestruck at one point when she spots a workman in overalls with a loop like this - typically used to carry a hammer. She breathlessly explains that "the loop" is the sign of a true master with in-depth knowledge and experience, almost like he's part of a priesthood. I have no idea what movie it is. I can picture her face vividly but can't come up with a name.

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                                    • S [email protected]

                                      Get decently tipsy.

                                      Sit down on bench.

                                      Stem and foot break off, bowl shatters, there is now broken glass and red wine all over your pants, also possibly blood, also possibly glass at least partially embedded in your ass, if your 'utility pants' are actually made of mostly just cotton.

                                      ... I hope to god that's a plastic wine glass and not an actual glass one.

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                                      denim is also just cotton

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        there's not enough time to hammer.

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                                        It is always hammer time.

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                                          Those types of pants were popular when I was a kid. We called those little loops "comears" because we'd grab them and say "come here"

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