ill take a double scoop
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I had a girlfriend who made fun of me for washing in the tub after I wipe, I think she was just jealous that I had a cleaner asshole.
no wonder she wanted to skip anus inspection day
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no wonder she wanted to skip anus inspection day
Oh fuck I forgot Anus Inspection Day! Any ideas for last minute gifts?
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I have one of the sprayer handle bidets, and I will often rinse off my balls and taint first. That way they can dry while I take a shit.
I actually never figured out how to use those.
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This doesnt adress my point. I swear I saw a study about this but I can't find it so whatever
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is there any other kind?
You might need to eat more fiber lol
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You might need to eat more fiber lol
that's that fluffy pink stuff right I just had a bowl this morning
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Yes, because using toilet paper as a condome so you dont infect yourself while scooping urine with your hands is much different.
Also, if we take it very seriously, toilet paper just replaces the tongue of someone else in both Cases.
Toilet paper is so thin that all bacteria pass through it as if it wasn't there at all.
Toilet paper's point is not at all to protect but to collect. You need to wash your hamds afterwards just im the same way as if you had held poop in your hands.
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Uh... That sounds disgusting. Toilet paper does zero to protect your hands. It's so thin and perforated that bacteria pass through it as if it wasn't there at all. The point of TP is that it collects poop and pee.
After wiping, you wash your hands with a LOT of. soap, because your hand is full of poop bacteria
It looks like OP wasn't taught this by their parents and just walk around smearing shit in every door handle that comes across. Not something I wanted to have to know about...
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I remember talking to two Japanese young lads about 20 years ago, and they thought the idea of toilet paper was disgusting. Smearing/smudging your own shit allover your inner ass cheeks.
That opened my eyes wide. I was a couple of years younger, but they spoke frankly and didn't hide anything
This is a common thing in a lot of countries actually! And i cant say theyre wrong!
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It's why I don't use it.
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They don't
That's not a good reason our buttholes can't aspire
