Trump Secures Peace Deal Where Putin Gets Ukraine During The Week While Zelenskyy Gets Weekends And Two Weeks In The Summer

[fartswithanaccent@fedia.io]

Wow, the Babylon Bee putting out a bit that wasn't painfully unfunny? Mindblowing.

[fuckfascism@lemmy.world]

I thought this was fucking real, what the fuck.

[db2@lemmy.world]

It's pretty bad when what would have been over the top obvious satire a few years ago makes us all question if it's real.

[yermaw@sh.itjust.works]

Take me back to laughing at The Day Today

[snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works]

It's sad that their date didn't seem to work out, I imagine trump will be taking things out on everyone again shortly.

[shaggysnacks@lemmy.myserv.one]

This should be marked in our calendars.

[daggity@lemmy.zip]

Always surprising when their joke isn’t just rehashed trans people hatred.

[doomsider@lemmy.world]

Roll out the red carpets for the murderous maniac. His best dictator friend bounces before lunch.

They unfurl the mission accomplished banner.

Motherfuckers, you didn't even make it to lunch. No fucking deal, just another big tax payer bill.

[macncheezus@lemmy.today]

Lemmy Protip: always check which community you’re in before getting upset.

[barneypiccolo@lemmy.today]

I hear Trump didn't like it when Putin tried to date-rape him. Not that it offended him all that much, but Trump was quoted as saying "I do all the raping around here."

[polydoresmith@lemmy.world]

Don’t post the fucking Babylon Bee, for chrissake…