It is. Just accept it
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Idr exact number, but like 5% of all raw chicken sold in the US comes pre-contaminated with salmonella!
So my medium rare chicken recipe is dangerous?
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So my medium rare chicken recipe is dangerous?
Na you're fine. Grind up some chicken tar tar. We all know the big factory farms have only our best interests, and health, at heart.
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Dove & Jalapeno poppers are a labor day tradition here in Texas.
I like my bacon wrapped jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese, shredded smoked chicken, lime juice, and culantro(not a typo).
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So my medium rare chicken recipe is dangerous?
I've eaten half raw chicken before and it's disgusting. I'm poor so I still finished it but I do wonder if people actually enjoy it.
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Damn alright fine I'll go to bed, sheesh
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Just slide the frozen chicken into the trash whatever, it isn't the end of the world.
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Just slide the frozen chicken into the trash whatever, it isn't the end of the world.
For the chicken it is
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My grandma texted me on sunday, I opened the text this morning but haven't replied yet
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For the chicken it is
wrote last edited by [email protected]It's fine, its world ended a long time ago
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I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in looove! My mama told me, she said "Son, please beware
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Its so joever
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dissertation submission in 1 week, haven't even started working on the application. crazy how this is gonna be my first comment in here, strangely enough i'm not worried though; even being aware of the time i wasted and how the whole degree's gonna be a waste. weird. i decided on what to do next though. work a min wage job, and spend 2 weeks worth of it on rent and 1 week of it on food and the other 1 week on other bills. the plan is to keep doing it until the day i die
wrote last edited by [email protected]One week is plenty of time to stay up late and crank out a half-assed dissertation that might even pass you.
Alternatively, if there's more needed than just a good essay and presentation, go talk to a guidance councilor or your prof or something. You've got time to save your degree that you've been working towards!
Or if you've truly used up all of the options at your educational institution you can always aim for a 2/4 year degree and transferring credits. Might have to take a handful of classes that don't transfer but its still a brilliant option. My 2 year degree would have cost me about 20k without the pell grant, (I ultimately only took 8k in student loans to help cover my lost income from reducing my hours while the pell grant covered all of the tuition and supply expenses) which given it literally got me making that much per year more immediately upon graduation is pretty damn good
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Its so joever
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My grandma texted me on sunday, I opened the text this morning but haven't replied yet
She's gonna die one day. Hopefully you reply before then.
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So my medium rare chicken recipe is dangerous?
Chicken sashimi is right out.
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It's fine, its world ended a long time ago
Imagine having lived that abobinable life of that chicken, get cut up, frozen, transported, bought and then at last, the person that paid for it all to happen just forget about you in the fridge until you rot and they just throw you in the garbage
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dissertation submission in 1 week, haven't even started working on the application. crazy how this is gonna be my first comment in here, strangely enough i'm not worried though; even being aware of the time i wasted and how the whole degree's gonna be a waste. weird. i decided on what to do next though. work a min wage job, and spend 2 weeks worth of it on rent and 1 week of it on food and the other 1 week on other bills. the plan is to keep doing it until the day i die
wrote last edited by [email protected]Give me the title of your dissertation
And how many pages does it need to be -
Imagine having lived that abobinable life of that chicken, get cut up, frozen, transported, bought and then at last, the person that paid for it all to happen just forget about you in the fridge until you rot and they just throw you in the garbage
Imagine you were raised surrounded by the dulcet sounds of gobbling, a proud snood and symmetrical caruncle outdone only by the most dynamic of wattles, strutting around with your fully eighteen-inch tail feathers signaling your prominence, only to be dishonored in death, described as a filthy clucker, a low-rent, bucket-dwelling, smooth-brained, Kentucky fried shitbird. You own Thanksgiving and Christmas, bitch, and these lemmings out here mistaking you for some foghorn leghorn bitch ass chicken.
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Imagine having lived that abobinable life of that chicken, get cut up, frozen, transported, bought and then at last, the person that paid for it all to happen just forget about you in the fridge until you rot and they just throw you in the garbage
If a serial killer locked me in a shed, force fed me, then eventually killed me, I don't think them not eating my corpse would be my primary objection
