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    Speed: fart
    End: slut

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    So a quick end is a fart slut?

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      So a quick end is a fart slut?

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      No, quick is snabb, so its a snabbslut

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        No, quick is snabb, so its a snabbslut

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        But something could have an end speed. Slutfart.

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          Val: whale
          Val: choice
          Val: election

          Smell: lukt
          Impact: smäll [sounds almost like 'smell']
          Speed: fart

          The speed worsens the impact: the fart worsens the smäll

          I ~ sounds like Swedish word for 'ouchie', Aj.
          Buy ~ almost sounds like Baj(s) = poop
          Pink ~ to "pinka" is to pee, "pink" may be just urine
          Sheet ~ almsot sounds like "skit" = shit (with an accent)

          Ouchie poop piss shit = I buy pink sheet

          Kiss = Puss
          Wee = kiss (+piss/pink)

          Wanna kiss?

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            Station: station
            End: slut
            Slutstation: final station

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              Blåhaj: Love

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              Blue shark

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              • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]

                But something could have an end speed. Slutfart.

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                What about the beginning of the end

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                  What about the beginning of the end

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                  Startslutet?

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                    Speed: fart

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                      Blue shark

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                      ikea shark plushie

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                        You can't husband this shit up.

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                          Speed: fart
                          End: slut

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                          What about the slut datafag? Is it real?

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                            What about the slut datafag? Is it real?

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                            Datafag is norwegian

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                              gift make göra gift gȧva

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                                Datafag is norwegian

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                                No need to lob slurs at the datafags. /j

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                                  Val: whale
                                  Val: choice
                                  Val: election

                                  Smell: lukt
                                  Impact: smäll [sounds almost like 'smell']
                                  Speed: fart

                                  The speed worsens the impact: the fart worsens the smäll

                                  I ~ sounds like Swedish word for 'ouchie', Aj.
                                  Buy ~ almost sounds like Baj(s) = poop
                                  Pink ~ to "pinka" is to pee, "pink" may be just urine
                                  Sheet ~ almsot sounds like "skit" = shit (with an accent)

                                  Ouchie poop piss shit = I buy pink sheet

                                  Kiss = Puss
                                  Wee = kiss (+piss/pink)

                                  Wanna kiss?

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                                  Now translate: spring bil snö penna

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                                    Startslutet?

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                                    Beginning of the end should mean that it's still part of the end, just, the beginning of it, like "början på slutet". To me "startslutet" sounds like the end of the start.

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                                      Now translate: spring bil snö penna

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                                      Spring bil snö penna ~ run car snow pen ~ run-kar sno-ppen ~ wanking the dick

                                      Nice one!

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                                        wait until you learn about pitch accents
                                        anden: the spirit
                                        anden: the mallard
                                        andén: a surname

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                                          gift make göra gift gȧva

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                                          uncanny valley å

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