Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt
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Both shitty visions of the future. Well the movie for Running Man took place 6-8 years ago, and the book takes place this year which could count as "future" since we're only in February.
So things are going to go downhill real fast, is what you're saying
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Who the hell buys a cybertruck anyway ?
Youtuber it seems.
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You're literally using social media right now.
Yes, if you're too young to remember what a forum is, i guess you can call it social media
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No thank you. I don't want a swasticar.
I'd love to have one of those new production old style beetles. But we can't buy them here because our govt sucks donkey dick.
You mean this style of beetle?
I don't like cybertruck just wanted to point out the awkward history of WV
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You mean this style of beetle?
I don't like cybertruck just wanted to point out the awkward history of WV
I know exactly what I said.
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The best thing they could do for their sales is get rid of all ties to Elon Musk.
While true this still won’t make the Cyberdrumpf meet EU regulations. You can’t make it street legal here.
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Anonymous social media like this is not what people think of when someone says "social media".
All social media can be anonymous if you want it to be
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Yeah because they were showing such restraint before.
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You're literally using social media right now.
Well, ackshually
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To be fair to Hitler, his cars weren't trash
Beetle was a copy of a Tatra anyway.
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You mean this style of beetle?
I don't like cybertruck just wanted to point out the awkward history of WV
The massive, massive difference is that the VW Beetle wasn't a shitbox for rich people. It's okay to say that once in a great while. the Nazis, despite being horrific in most ways, did have an idea that wasn't bad and this was that. The VW Beetle was an affordable car and if something went wrong with it, you could probably fix it yourself with only a small amount of automotive knowledge. You really don't even need to give Hitler credit for that considering he basically just told Ferdinand Porsche to do all the hard work.
Not so much the Cybertruck. It was Elon's baby from the beginning and he took a very close personal interest in it.
The Cybertruck is a bad idea. Even for rich people. It's been demonstrated over and over again.
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The massive, massive difference is that the VW Beetle wasn't a shitbox for rich people. It's okay to say that once in a great while. the Nazis, despite being horrific in most ways, did have an idea that wasn't bad and this was that. The VW Beetle was an affordable car and if something went wrong with it, you could probably fix it yourself with only a small amount of automotive knowledge. You really don't even need to give Hitler credit for that considering he basically just told Ferdinand Porsche to do all the hard work.
Not so much the Cybertruck. It was Elon's baby from the beginning and he took a very close personal interest in it.
The Cybertruck is a bad idea. Even for rich people. It's been demonstrated over and over again.
Cybertruck = Homer car
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It's hard to find insurance for it, it's objectively terrible at it's job, that's very few mechanics that can service it, It isn't available in Europe, it has terrible quality control issues, It is made by a company with terrible customer service, and it is made by Nazi
So many reasons not to buy it.
Made by under-paid awesome people that got themselves stuck working for an idiotic wannabe pseudo-Nazi.
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Cybertruck = Homer car
Except the Homer Car actually worked properly. It just looked stupid and had stupid "features" no one wanted but Homer.
The Cybertruck isn't even that good.
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Elong Pork
Eww! Don't eat THAT longpig. Cannibals have values.
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"niche market," is a way of saying they made a bad product few want.
pickup trucks are hardly a niche product especially in the us
And the cybertruck is hardly a pickup truck. What were you saying?
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Tesla just needs a new slogan or a good marketing campaign.
Something like:
Tesla - power by joy
Or "Kraft durch Freude" in German.
All that would perfectly fit the brand image.
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Who would have thought the preorders all dried up when they advertised it at $39,900 but launched it at $60,990.
Exactly I thought this would be a purely functional truck at a good price, but for that much it is not worth it
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Have they tried suing people who don't want to buy one?
You mean These people
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Bit like Elon,
Never lived up to the hype
