Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes
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I'm not even sorry to laugh out loud at the title.
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Did you know if you leave potato's out in the sun they turn green and create a neurotoxin called solanine? If ingested it can cause illness, nerve damage, even death!
In WWII women forced to cook for Nazis would put green potatos in the soldiers soup and could kill or disable whole unit if done right. And the symptoms are very similar to regular food poisoning so it often was just overlooked as just spoiled food.
And if green potato's start to rot the gas is also lethal, so some rotten potato's hidden in an enclosed space like a bedroom can do the job too.
Know your history.
*potatoes, Mr. Quayle.
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You don't dye them, you buy them wrapped in colorful paper.
Not that anybody bothers with an egg hunt anymore over here, people just give these to kids directly now. Sometimes they're chocolate bunnies instead because everybody knows who the real star is and chocolate tastes better than boiled eggs.
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I pity The Onion's writers.
Time to start reporting sane news instead
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Bunny is not Easter tradition. I don't know what is it. Eggs are. At least in Ortodox Christianity, don't know in other versions.
In the US, which this story is about, the Easter Bunny is as traditional as Santa Claus
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Time to start reporting sane news instead
"US President has an uneventful Thursday and doesn't crash the world economy".
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Seems that expensive potatoes are next.
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The whole point of Easter eggs is they are dyed red to represent the blood of Christ, with further symbolism being found in the hard shell of the egg symbolizing the sealed Tomb of Christ—the cracking of which symbolized his resurrection from the dead. Dyeing potatoes is not Christian tradition.
So.. you're saying its blasphemy and we can burn or stone the potato dying people right?
/s
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Did you know if you leave potato's out in the sun they turn green and create a neurotoxin called solanine? If ingested it can cause illness, nerve damage, even death!
In WWII women forced to cook for Nazis would put green potatos in the soldiers soup and could kill or disable whole unit if done right. And the symptoms are very similar to regular food poisoning so it often was just overlooked as just spoiled food.
And if green potato's start to rot the gas is also lethal, so some rotten potato's hidden in an enclosed space like a bedroom can do the job too.
Know your history.
Out with one-day blinding stew, in with solanine shitting soup!
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I have to see it before I believe it. Funny as hell though if true.
If you need an egg stand in, there's the cheap plastic eggs. Which are available everywhere. So I too, doubt this story.
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So.. you're saying its blasphemy and we can burn or stone the potato dying people right?
/s
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It's not Christian, it was appropriated from other cultures/religions.
Easter is celebrated on the first Sunday after the first full moon following the spring equinox - a very pagan way of calculating things.
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Internal US News is not "World".
