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  • W [email protected]

    Spoiler: Those usually are not blueberries, they are sugar beets.

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    I read "sugar bees" and was quite intrigued.

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      Have you tried adding blueberries to it, they are an anti oxident

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      But we need oxygen

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        Deep fried cake covered in sugar is the quintessential American breakfast food.

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        muffins are deep fried?

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          The lady over here: I must buy the thinnest sliced cheese permissible by physics. Also my tea shall be served in a bucket with 3 cups of honey stirred in.

          We have all been damaged by the world in some way.

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          lol .... I was visiting a friend who was in the hospital over a period of about a month .. all of us had to go stay with him to help the family.

          At one point, I got to know the nurses on the floor and I started offering to buy people coffee just to be nice. I thought if I were nice to them, they would be extra nice to my friend getting treatment.

          Everyone was pretty average with their orders but some of the nurses were pretty strange. One overweight nurse asked for large triple triple (triple cream, triple sugar) ... but the best one was a short petite lady that weighed about 80lbs but tough as nails ... she asked for extra large 7 cream, 8 sugar (nicest lady ever but I just could not believe the kind of coffee she drank, it was basically a milk shake with a shot of coffee)

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            My wife's family is extremely health conscious and typically eats like rabbits. There's not a dish they have encountered that couldn't be "improved" with a metric fuck ton of broccoli, kale, onions, zucchini, etc. But they also love brownies. It is typically their only indulgence at family get togethers.

            But instead of using eggs and oil in the mix like it calls for, they substitute those evil fats with applesauce instead. It kind of sort of works from a textural standpoint, but it definitely still tastes vaguely of applesauce which is not super desirable in a chocolate brownie. Ostensibly the idea is to make it "healthier" and lower calorie. But given all the sugar and other carbs in the batter (including the added sugar from the apples) the calorie difference is negligible but the end result is not the same at all. It feels like they missed the point and messed up the brownies for no reason at all. Doesn't stop them from calling them "healthy brownies" though. Stretching the definition of "healthy" reeeeaaaal far.

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            and typically eats like rabbits

            They eat their own poop?

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              In the 1990s when muffins were a craze in the USA my neighbor, a vegan food scientist, kept wondering how anyone thought cake was acceptable for breakfast. I never thought of it as cake until I made a batch and then made a cake and realized they were essentially identical processes.

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              I consider all junkfood a type of cake, so I only eat junkfood as often as I would eat cake, which is sadly too often.

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              • owsei@programming.devO [email protected]

                muffins are deep fried?

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                Pancakes with syrup

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                  and typically eats like rabbits

                  They eat their own poop?

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                  I doubt OPs friends are Ethan's Kliens family.

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                  • kamenlady@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                    I read "sugar bees" and was quite intrigued.

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                    They don't allow bees in here

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                    • owsei@programming.devO [email protected]

                      muffins are deep fried?

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                      I'm talking about doughnuts.

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                        You should see some of the "blueberry" muffins they sell at the store nowadays. It's not even blueberry let alone fruit. Some are so bad and cheap it's just fruit flavored pellets with the packaging saying "Blueberry flavored" muffins.

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                        • W [email protected]

                          Spoiler: Those usually are not blueberries, they are sugar beets.

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                          That explains why they don't taste like blueberries.

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