7 for me
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Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
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20 since I was like 9 or 10.
Evidently it's a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.
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I'm the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that's fucking creepy.
I'm assuming this is being said, tongue-in-cheek, but for the record, yes, I do sleep that way. I don't know if it's creeped people out before, but family have, in a friendly manner, teased me about sleeping as if I were at my own wake.
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nap is 18 and bedtime is 20
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I attempt to seduce the nearest goat
Nat 11
DM: "It's 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message."
Goat [via message]: "Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?"
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[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]
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So, Mr. Bond, we meet again ..
Do you expect me to talk?
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Which one of those is my cat waking me up at five AM every night to escort her to the food bowl?
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No option for no shirt....
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I suppose if you live quite isolated out in the countryside/wilderness then it's a concern for sure. Maybe a small bag with some emergency clothing by the side of the bed would be good, then you can dress once you are safe.
For most of us though, help is a door knock away.
What you say makes sense. I guess I was imagining a situation in which other people are affected similarly the point that they're not available to help.
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I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough
My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can't sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.
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No option for no shirt....
The bottom row
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8- got sensitive nipples.
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20
If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.
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20
If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.
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1 if its very cold, otherwise pick randomly between 4,5, 19 or 20
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20
If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.
This, but if I jerk off before bed and don't shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren't all cum-streaked.
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20 > 18 > 4 if I'm really tired and lazy
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Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works
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Roll 2 D6, divide by 4
