Let's play this game again
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Mind reading
You can't turn it off or filter out any thoughts and are lost in a cacophony of thoughts bombarding you every second from evey living thing. Even isolation isnt a relief as the animals and insects asail you with their primitive instinctual thoughts.
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Teleportation
You can only teleport your body. Meaning you will always arrive naked.
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Super strength
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The USA.
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Teleportation
Granted, but your momentum is teleported with you. The earth is hurtling through space at over 100,000 km and you are on its -spinning- surface subjected to multiple momentum influences constantly.
Keep it to short distances and you might be ok, but with distance comes chaos.
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Super strength
There's an episode of Justice League where Superman goes at it with Darkseid. Supes says that he always has to be careful and that the whole world is like cardboard to him, so this is the first time he can really let go.
So, you can't pick up a coffee cup or touch anyone without worrying about destroying something.
Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands.
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Your brain shape shifts as well into an exact copy of the animal you mimic. You have the intelligence of the creature you turn into. Which means a one way trip as any coherent logical human thoughts is driven out by animal instincts.
If I shapeshift into another human, I’d just have their memories. Id have to shapeshift somewhere calm, and leave myself notes
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Shapeshifting
Your weight also change, but the difference is converted to energy using mass–energy equivalence formula.
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Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.
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The USA.
You have a two-party political system and must respect the results of your elections.
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The ability to change the probability of events happening
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Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say
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Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.
It doesn't turn off, you have to manually burn oxygen molecules with every cell constantly to live
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I am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all
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It doesn't turn off, you have to manually burn oxygen molecules with every cell constantly to live
The ultimate multi-task. I assume that I'd have to manage cell division too. Wild to think about how little we are actually in charge of within ourselves.
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I'm gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
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Ability to make cheese at will.
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Your weight also change, but the difference is converted to energy using mass–energy equivalence formula.
Grow slowly -> walking air cooler
Shink rapidly -> Boom
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There's an episode of Justice League where Superman goes at it with Darkseid. Supes says that he always has to be careful and that the whole world is like cardboard to him, so this is the first time he can really let go.
So, you can't pick up a coffee cup or touch anyone without worrying about destroying something.
Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands.
Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands.
This is an interesting side effect.
- Every time they sneeze they break multiple bones.
- If you push too hard during pooping you'll blow out your ass and/or cause internal organ damage.
- Chewing could easily crush your teeth and break your jaw
- If a guy, don't even think about masturbation. If you do manage it with the use of a device independent of your super strength, the ejaculation would still shoot out of you like a rail gun, destroying anything in its path and blowing out your penis.
The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare.
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Ability to make cheese at will.
You are also able to end all wars
