Let's play this game again
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I can shit at will
Will changes his name
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I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want
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Invisibility
You become blind and deaf when invisible.
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infinite money
But it's a currency you cannot spend or convert.
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I GET IMMORTALITY!
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Super speed of course!!
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The ability to enter and bring objects/people into a space where time flows while it stops in the outside world. For a surface level example, you have a table in front of you and you could just by touching the table for example teleport to this place and proceed to play minecraft for an hour and then teleport back to the real world and continue from the same point. You could also store stuff there.
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only you see it
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I GET IMMORTALITY!
your body still decays
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I can shit at will
You can't piss at will.
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Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface
You develop cyberpsychosis. Your anatomy is too foreign for anyone to be able to treat it.
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The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It's... for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Hi, is there a Resol in the house? My name is Agent uh, Jones, I'm here from the NSA. We've got work for you to do."
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Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours
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I can shit at will
... but you will simultaneously puke
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Just gimme photographic memory.
You will remember everything since your contraception and remembering being born gives you severe PTSD
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Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours
With the brightness of 1.000 suns
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Telekinesis
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When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
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Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.
You become the character. The character becomes you in the real world.
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I'm gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
"I ___, but only when I'm hard."You can captivate the attention of any child. You're a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children's birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.
Except, there's just one small problem...
