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  • wizard_pope@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

    Just gimme photographic memory.

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    I once read a news article about a woman who had Eidetic memory (a.k.a. photographic memory). It made her life shitty. She was never "in the moment", because everything triggered a memory. She could never forgive anybody for their past slights, because they were always fresh in her memory. It wasn't the ability to recall anything you wanted whenever you wanted to. Instead it was the condition where you constantly had detailed memories flooding in when something you saw, smelled, heard, tasted, felt, etc. triggered a memory, or a dozen memories.

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      Granted, but your momentum is teleported with you. The earth is hurtling through space at over 100,000 km and you are on its -spinning- surface subjected to multiple momentum influences constantly.

      Keep it to short distances and you might be ok, but with distance comes chaos.

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      Lmao not how it works. Things are only moving in relation to other things, if you're affixed to the earth then almost any other point on earth relative to you is not moving.

      If you teleport in refence to some other celestial body that sounds kind of dumb and also possibly a skill issue.

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      • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

        IRS audits, people kidnapping you and/or your family to get at your money, an inability to know who likes you for yourself and who just wants your money...

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        And also less popular than Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg combined: even the Russians don't want to hook you on drugs and prostitutes.

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        • resol@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

          I didn't know "Agent uh," was a valid profession.

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          trying to indicate the government worker desire to introduce themselves, then realizing they don't in any way want to give their actual name out lol

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            Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

            macncheezus@lemmy.todayM itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneI A T drunkanroot@sh.itjust.worksD 6 Replies Last reply
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              You ward everyone away with your constant bad body odor

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              oh shit oh shit I'll keep my awkwardness and remain fragrant then

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                You are also affected.

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                This is the only side effect on this comment that doesn't try to invalidate the power.

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                  Unfortunately I am already perfection, and unfortunately the side effect is living amongst the humans and seeing them for what they are, unable to help them in meaningful ways.

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                    Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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                    It's called methamphetamine and you have to keep doing it for the effect to work. Also, after 5 days or so, the shadow people start haunting you.

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                      The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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                        You can give it to others but never yourself.

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                        I'd take that power.

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                          The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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                          You remove superpower along with its side effects.

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                            only you see it

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                            I already have this power.

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                              Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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                              You still dream, though. At times, it becomes hard to distinguish between reality and your nightmares

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                                The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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                                ,,..For half an hour

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                                • F [email protected]

                                  Oh you had to go there - Op becomes the most successful account on patreon.

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                                  Or the "other patreon"

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                                    Happiness

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                                    You can't turn the power off and lack the incentive to ever do anything for yourself. You soon die of dehydration.

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                                    • louslash@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]
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                                      I am ironman

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                                        But not humans

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                                        So I could never turn back to my original form. That is a big downside

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                                          The transformation takes about a week each way. So you have a lot of awkward time where you've got furry privates and horrible clawed hands while you wait for the change to complete.

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                                          That's rough

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