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Flat earth confirmed

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    This is just silly. It just means the earth is flat there. You need to repeat this everywhere on the earth and then we'll know the whole earth is flat. Or at least do it in a few different places hundreds of miles apart.

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      That doesn't mean it's flat.

      That means it's level. You could find a level point on a baseball, too, if you balanced the level on it.

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        This is just silly. It just means the earth is flat there. You need to repeat this everywhere on the earth and then we'll know the whole earth is flat. Or at least do it in a few different places hundreds of miles apart.

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        And then sweep it with a repeat-o-meter to make sure you didn't miss anything off the Union Jack pattern!

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          Seems on the level.

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          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

            That doesn't mean it's flat.

            That means it's level. You could find a level point on a baseball, too, if you balanced the level on it.

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            Are the oceans carbonated?

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              Try a longer and larger tube.

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              That... would show the same result.

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                That doesn't mean it's flat.

                That means it's level. You could find a level point on a baseball, too, if you balanced the level on it.

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                Reddit called, they want their partypooper back ๐Ÿ™‚

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                • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                  Are the oceans carbonated?

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                  Flat ocean theory vs fizzy ocean theory

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                    The most compelling argument I've seen yet.

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                      Now take that level on an airplane BOOM more confirmed.

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                        So, just like Trump, using a hand grenade to write poetry.

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                        trumps tiny hand doesnt even have the strength to pull the pin.

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                          We need to pump it back up. Is earth presta or schrader?

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                            The most compelling argument I've seen yet.

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                            Evidence to the contrary

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                              Now take that level on an airplane BOOM more confirmed.

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                              That would be flat aeroplane, not flat earth. Aeroplanes are made of metal. Earth is made of earth.

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                                Evidence to the contrary

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                                What is that abomination and how does it work

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                                  We need to pump it back up. Is earth presta or schrader?

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                                  I think you have to blow it up stronger than that. There's some movies about it.

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                                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                    That doesn't mean it's flat.

                                    That means it's level. You could find a level point on a baseball, too, if you balanced the level on it.

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                                    TIL baseballs are flat.

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                                      We need to pump it back up. Is earth presta or schrader?

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                                      My pump does both so we should be ok

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                                        My pump does both so we should be ok

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                                        Korhaka, we're gonna need your pump

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                                          Korhaka, we're gonna need your pump

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                                          Can we at least rinse it first?

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