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They're trying to normalize calling vibe coding a "programming paradigm," don't let them.

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  • hiddenlayer555@lemmy.mlH [email protected]

    Yeah fair enough now that I think more about it. IDK I just find the concept really cool so I included it.

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    you could've had declarative (e.g. ReactJS, Jetpack Compose) lol

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      Branding, my dude. It’s called vulnerability as a service

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      Oh, a logical time bomb!!!

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        I mean, if my boss understands that the output of vibe coding rarely works, i'm happy to chat with the AI all day if I keep the same salary.

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        Until they start demanding 10x output in the same timetable

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          Until they start demanding 10x output in the same timetable

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          that's not vibe coding then. And AI can be used like a junior dev, you give it simple instructions and check everything it does. Using it like that can probably boost performance of already good seniors, but not by the factor 10.

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            I mean, if my boss understands that the output of vibe coding rarely works, i'm happy to chat with the AI all day if I keep the same salary.

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            NGL I'm waiting for the first lawsuit where an engineer is sued by a company by vibe coding as they were told and caused irreparable harm to the company as the whole product has to be redone from the ground up.

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            • hiddenlayer555@lemmy.mlH [email protected]
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              You lost me at return oriented programming. Getting something working out of that is way more difficult than doing it out of vib coding. (Way more impressive though)

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              • hiddenlayer555@lemmy.mlH [email protected]

                When you write code for a "runtime" that wasn't intended to run your code.

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dcj19KGKWM

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                When you write code for a “runtime” that wasn’t intended to run your code.

                That definition would be too broad, as includes any type of exploit.

                In ROP, you modify the stack to write return addresses and then return to jump to the first of these addresses, the return addresses go to parts of the executable that end with a return instruction (gadgets), so it will always return to the next of your return address.

                (That video is maybe not the easiest introduction to ROP.)

                Having ROP in here as normal programming paradigm, as opposed to vibe coding, made the meme so much better.

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                • aatube@kbin.melroy.orgA [email protected]

                  you could've had declarative (e.g. ReactJS, Jetpack Compose) lol

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                  Terraform

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                  • hiddenlayer555@lemmy.mlH [email protected]

                    Yeah fair enough now that I think more about it. IDK I just find the concept really cool so I included it.

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                    It's fine memes are permitted to make jokes and it's more of a paradigm than vibe coding.

                    The one paradigm that's actually missing is logic programming, I would've gotten rid of unstructured to include it. The whole paradigm thing really only started with Dijkstra's rant about unstructured gotos (not the ones C has, in C you can't jump to the middle of another function).

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                      NGL I'm waiting for the first lawsuit where an engineer is sued by a company by vibe coding as they were told and caused irreparable harm to the company as the whole product has to be redone from the ground up.

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                      But the product is also redone from the ground up by vibe coding because lessons are impossible to learn and corporate is infallible.

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                      • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        VaaS the Stampede

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                        Vaush the Stampede

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                          No love for the 'declarative' programming paradigm? You can actually do some useful work with SQL or Ansible...

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                            Vaush the Stampede

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                            Hehe horsey

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                              But the product is also redone from the ground up by vibe coding because lessons are impossible to learn and corporate is infallible.

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                              I wouldn't mind some corps vibing themselves into bankruptcy.

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                                I don't know what vibe coding is, but I'm assuming it's when you relax in your chair, lean back, place your hands on the keyboard and just type. Let the vibes guide your code.

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                                  No love for the 'declarative' programming paradigm? You can actually do some useful work with SQL or Ansible...

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                                  Are those Turing complete? (Legit question, I'd love to know)

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                                    I wouldn't mind some corps vibing themselves into bankruptcy.

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                                    Mr neither 🤣

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                                    • archmageazor@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                                      I don't know what vibe coding is, but I'm assuming it's when you relax in your chair, lean back, place your hands on the keyboard and just type. Let the vibes guide your code.

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                                      Its when you start a new program without any clear intention or goals and just use current emotion to guide you.

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                                        Are those Turing complete? (Legit question, I'd love to know)

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                                        There are scripting extensions to SQL that definitely are. There are some features in some SQL servers that make it Turing Complete even without scripting stuff.

                                        https://stackoverflow.com/questions/900055/is-sql-or-even-tsql-turing-complete

                                        Like HTML5+CSS3 being Turning Complete, it's easy to add features that accidentally make you hit the threshold. Many would argue that it's a sign complexity has run away from you, and I tend to agree.

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                                          I wonder if this is how scholars reacted to the printing press

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