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Can anyone confirm accuracy?

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    This guy right here is a certified nerd

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    This guy right here is a certified nerd certifier

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      Ah, yes. My favourite programming language (checks notes) HTML...

      If your favourite programming language is HTML, we do not grant you the title of Nerd.

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        No Haskell so I'm not a nerd ๐Ÿ˜Ž.
        Though from the languages I use the most (Java & Python) and other languages I enjoy (Rust, Julia) I can infer that I'm probably a bit of a nerd.

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          • Java: you are in corporate IT
          • JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
          • Ruby: you are a gamer/modder/plugin maker
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            Nope, JS is โ€œYou think you are nerdโ€.

            Also, why React is there? Itโ€™s a lib not a language

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            Node: Did you say "Nerd"?

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              Why tiktok

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                Rust: Nerdy Transfem

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                  This guy right here is a certified nerd

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                  definitely a nerd's nerd.

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                    matlab is nobody's favourite language. although using it does require an engineering degree, which makes you a nerd.

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                      Julia is a regular nerd?

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                        I think simply knowing what the "F" is means you're old and a nerd.

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                          RoR: am I a joke to you

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                            RoR: am I a joke to you

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                            Ah, right, Ruby on Rails.

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                              I didn't knew that (1) Fortran has such logo and (2) I am old. Shit

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                                A real nerd would know that React is a library and HTML is a markup language, and neither are programming languages.

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                                  F in the chat for Fortran programmers.

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                                    I use R for all sorts of bioinformatics shenanigens, and I remind myself daily I am not a nerd. Even my rows of warhammer books, minis and Corvus Corax poster confirm to me I am not a nerd.....
                                    The Emperor Protects....my code

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                                      I think simply knowing what the "F" is means you're old and a nerd.

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                                      It's still commonly used in STEM fields.

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                                        No QBASIC, can not confirm.

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                                        BASICA represent.

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                                          Node: Did you say "Nerd"?

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                                          I only believe in Bun.

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