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    i mean, they're not wrong.

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      i mean, they're not wrong.

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      If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

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        If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

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        It's more about how I feel inside.

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          If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

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          There are wrinkles in my soul.

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          • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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            I am ded πŸ’€

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            • teft@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

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              Or simply never tempt the smiting of the Sky Sphere

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                I am ded πŸ’€

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                Found the 50 year old.

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                  Ngl, at 40, I had some wrinkles, my first gray hairs were showing up, and I was using a cane

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                    If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

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                    My balls are wrinkly, and they've barely seen any sun at all.

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                      My balls are wrinkly, and they've barely seen any sun at all.

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                      But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?

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                        Hey! I resemble that remark!

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                          These kids are now mods and top contributors for murderedbywords.

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                            But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?

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                            is "direct sunlight" a code word for families at Shoneys?

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                              What is this, the medieval times?

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                                When is this from? When I was the age of the two kids shown, both of my parents were over 40 and I (nor my peers) wouldn't have thought these things. Now I am over 40 and I still don't think these things. I have a niece from a younger sibling who is this age, and she might think these things, but she is also allowed unfiltered access to youtube except when I am around.

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                                  If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

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                                  I’ve got mad forehead and cheek wrinkles and I’m 30 haha

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                                    is "direct sunlight" a code word for families at Shoneys?

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                                    They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!

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                                      They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!

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                                      When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

                                      Edit: grammar

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                                        I'm close to 40 and I feel like I'm still 20. Sure I sigh every time I sit in my car now and I have some grey hair, but by those kids metrics, I should be with 1 leg into the grave already of old age...

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                                          What is this, the medieval times?

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