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Can anyone confirm accuracy?

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  • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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    As an engineer this is extremely offensive. MATLAB is for fucking tryhards.

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      Yep. It has no logo of its own, so it sometimes gets identified by the animal on the O'Reilly book

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        You clearly were not a perl programmer 20 years ago

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          You clearly were not a perl programmer 20 years ago

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          it was a joke about O'Reilly, which is also the name of this cunt

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            Please, direct your hatred for R here:

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            Why hate? It allows for easy functional programming with vectorized operations that bind to C for efficiency.

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              I don’t think I like any of them. This is just a job to me.

              Just saw react in the “language” list and now I’m definitely a nerd.

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                if you have a favorite language that isn't on this, you're a super nerd.

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                  COBOL: You’re a fucking dinosaur

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                    What's the difference between a scripting language and a programming language?

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                    One is:

                    • a scripting/interpreted language needs an interpreter to be installed on the target system in order to run
                    • a programming/compiled language needs a compiler on the host machine and will run as-is standalone in the target machine

                    /me ducks for cover

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                      if you have a favorite language that isn't on this, you're a super nerd.

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                      Believe it or not?

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                        laughs in PLC

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                        • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                          Most of these are scripting languages. Some are even markup languages. It's like the meme creator didn't even know what a programming language was.
                          I hope someone got fired for that blunder

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                          A scripting language is a type of programming language...

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                            laughs in PLC

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                            Ah, alcoholic then

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                              One is:

                              • a scripting/interpreted language needs an interpreter to be installed on the target system in order to run
                              • a programming/compiled language needs a compiler on the host machine and will run as-is standalone in the target machine

                              /me ducks for cover

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                              Still a language to make the computer do something. Thus, programming language. Scripts are programs.

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                                Ah, alcoholic then

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                                Thankfully I suck at that, but holy crap it is prevelent in this industry. The alcohol abuse is cray. Doesn't help when you travel constantly. I don't travel much anymore, but the people who spend 90+% of the year in the field, while having a family, are fundamentally broken. Fun to party once in a while, but when they do this shit multiple times a week, I don't understand.

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                                • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                                  Most of these are scripting languages. Some are even markup languages. It's like the meme creator didn't even know what a programming language was.
                                  I hope someone got fired for that blunder

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                                  Neeeeerd!

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                                    • Java: you are in corporate IT
                                    • JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
                                    • Ruby: you are a gamer/modder/plugin maker
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                                    • Rust: you have long socks
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                                      Thankfully I suck at that, but holy crap it is prevelent in this industry. The alcohol abuse is cray. Doesn't help when you travel constantly. I don't travel much anymore, but the people who spend 90+% of the year in the field, while having a family, are fundamentally broken. Fun to party once in a while, but when they do this shit multiple times a week, I don't understand.

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                                      Couldn't agree more. Field service is one hell of a drug. Money's good, variety is fun, the chaos and travel are fun too, and you learn a lot quickly. The latter often because some or all of the mfg. plant you're visiting needs you to fix your stuff so they can run, and no one is coming to BFE to help you, lol.

                                      But that all wears off, in time, and it starts to take a huge toll like you described. Never met a long term field service engineer with a healthy home life, or with their health in general. I got out because both of mine were crumbling, for real.

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                                      • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                                        Happy to see Julia on the list.

                                        Apparently I am a nerd. I accept that.

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                                        • sirico@feddit.ukS [email protected]

                                          Haha elixir is too obscure to be a nerd just us cool guys putting the fun in function

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                                          No Gleam either. That's one I'm wanting to try out.

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