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    I moved to Germany 2 years ago, and was afraid of highways being like Mad Max, but I was positively surprised.

    Most drivers are very attentive and skilled, keeping the rules, driving safe. I like it much better, than Eastern EU, where people are also going 150+, and are being assholes in the meantime. The upper limit of 130 just puts stress on me, because I obey the laws, but the giant SUV in my ass flashing their highbeams does not. In Germany this barely happens to me, most drivers are polite and safe, even in expensive sports cars.

    I really came to enjoy the liberating feeling of driving at my own (and the traffic’s) pace on the autobahn. Yesterday I was travelling between Dusseldorf and Berlin, long open stretches of 3-lane roads, with only a few cars around. I was going around 200, yet I saw a car far behind me coming up fast, some polite flashes of lights from the distance, I pull to the right, and let a Porsche pass me quickly.

    I might sound like a carbrain, but I’m not. Everybody should try German highways once, so they can form their own opinion, and not judge based on internet memes. I feel 10x safer on the autobahn, than on some shitty Eastern EU highway with a bunch of apes around me, who don’t care about the rules.

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    200 kph is 9,500 mph, for us Americans.

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    • perishthethought@lemm.eeP [email protected]

      200 kph is 9,500 mph, for us Americans.

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      What the hell is that figure, it's 125mph

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      • Z [email protected]

        Jokes aside you are only allowed to drive as fast as is safe for those around you

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        clears throat

        MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY

        E: explicit version

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          But your headlights are still bright enough to melt everyone else's retinas

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          Gotta pierce that fog, baby!

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            here it's more like follow the speed limit except for when a bicycle is ahead of you. you bike behind a car and they will obey the school zone limit. you bike over the limit ahead of them and they will speed to pass you and kill a child for bonus points.

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            • S [email protected]

              I moved to Germany 2 years ago, and was afraid of highways being like Mad Max, but I was positively surprised.

              Most drivers are very attentive and skilled, keeping the rules, driving safe. I like it much better, than Eastern EU, where people are also going 150+, and are being assholes in the meantime. The upper limit of 130 just puts stress on me, because I obey the laws, but the giant SUV in my ass flashing their highbeams does not. In Germany this barely happens to me, most drivers are polite and safe, even in expensive sports cars.

              I really came to enjoy the liberating feeling of driving at my own (and the traffic’s) pace on the autobahn. Yesterday I was travelling between Dusseldorf and Berlin, long open stretches of 3-lane roads, with only a few cars around. I was going around 200, yet I saw a car far behind me coming up fast, some polite flashes of lights from the distance, I pull to the right, and let a Porsche pass me quickly.

              I might sound like a carbrain, but I’m not. Everybody should try German highways once, so they can form their own opinion, and not judge based on internet memes. I feel 10x safer on the autobahn, than on some shitty Eastern EU highway with a bunch of apes around me, who don’t care about the rules.

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              Driving at those speeds uses exponentially more fuel. RIP planet earth 😞

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              • kindenough@kbin.earthK [email protected]

                The fines are low compared to where I live. One of the precious pictures of my wife is her getting cought speeding in Germany and realizing it at the same time.

                Can't stop laughing everytime I look at the picture they sent us with the speeding ticket.

                It was surely worth the 15 euro fine.

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                Speeding fines are cheap. Road tax in a sense.

                But if you get into an accident, the fines multiply very fast.

                If an accident is caused by the winter tire violation, the guilty must pay a 120 Euro fine in addition to other applicable allegations of the accident.

                Killing an animal with your car, you'll be fined the cost of the animals life.

                If you damage a tree by crashing into it, you also have to pay for the replacement of the tree.

                You can be fined for tailgating above 80km/h.

                It's also illegal to run out of gas on the Autobahn.

                It's illegal to leave your car unlocked.

                List goes on and on, but I've actually never seen many enforced (aside from paying for the tree, it was nearly 2.5k per tree)

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                  germans: famous for their hating the rules

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                    What the hell is that figure, it's 125mph

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                    It’s hyperbole. He’s saying you’re driving so fast it might as well be the speed of sound.

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                    • fabian@lemmy.zipF [email protected]

                      German here. It is true that yes, there are some parts of the German highway where there is no official speed limit. But often times, be it through traffic or speed limits, you can't drive that fast.

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                      I was there three months near the border close to Amsterdam and I found outside the city and outside of everyone heading home you pretty much average 125mph+ in any reasonable performance car. I was in an older 911 so I must have averaged 150 with it being a sports car. I would do a mild or two, slow down 125 to minimize the delta while passing, and then could quickly speed up again.

                      It might not be all the time but we never legally make it past 70mph despite wide open roads outside the city. Makes me sad.

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                        What the hell is that figure, it's 125mph

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                        Either way it makes a whoosh sound as it goes by

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                        • T [email protected]

                          germans: famous for their hating the rules

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                          Well, the rules in place are kept. The point is that there is no general tempo limit

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                          • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                            It’s hyperbole. He’s saying you’re driving so fast it might as well be the speed of sound.

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                            (Optional)

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                            • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                              It’s hyperbole. He’s saying you’re driving so fast it might as well be the speed of sound.

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                              Yeah, getting caught at anything over 100mph can lead to a court appearance in most places on the US. It’s gonna be a fine and driving suspension at least.

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                                It's more like if you drive too fast you're not insured. Oh, by the way, road works, 80km/h. Aaaand you're free again! Have f- oh no, roadworks again, 80 pls. Ok done. Now you can really hit the gas! Joke, roadworks again haha, 80! Finally done, now we promise we don't have roadworks anymore, enjoy! Aaaand welcome to the Netherlands, 100 please.

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                                • perishthethought@lemm.eeP [email protected]

                                  200 kph is 9,500 mph, for us Americans.

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                                  I don't understand. How much bananas per quarter dishwasher squared is that?

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                                  • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                                    I don't understand. How much bananas per quarter dishwasher squared is that?

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                                    Sorry, I only know freedom units 😐

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                                    • I [email protected]

                                      I was there three months near the border close to Amsterdam and I found outside the city and outside of everyone heading home you pretty much average 125mph+ in any reasonable performance car. I was in an older 911 so I must have averaged 150 with it being a sports car. I would do a mild or two, slow down 125 to minimize the delta while passing, and then could quickly speed up again.

                                      It might not be all the time but we never legally make it past 70mph despite wide open roads outside the city. Makes me sad.

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                                      Amsterdam is not close to any border. On the other hand, the Netherlands is very small, so in that sense you’re always close to a border 🙂

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        I moved to Germany 2 years ago, and was afraid of highways being like Mad Max, but I was positively surprised.

                                        Most drivers are very attentive and skilled, keeping the rules, driving safe. I like it much better, than Eastern EU, where people are also going 150+, and are being assholes in the meantime. The upper limit of 130 just puts stress on me, because I obey the laws, but the giant SUV in my ass flashing their highbeams does not. In Germany this barely happens to me, most drivers are polite and safe, even in expensive sports cars.

                                        I really came to enjoy the liberating feeling of driving at my own (and the traffic’s) pace on the autobahn. Yesterday I was travelling between Dusseldorf and Berlin, long open stretches of 3-lane roads, with only a few cars around. I was going around 200, yet I saw a car far behind me coming up fast, some polite flashes of lights from the distance, I pull to the right, and let a Porsche pass me quickly.

                                        I might sound like a carbrain, but I’m not. Everybody should try German highways once, so they can form their own opinion, and not judge based on internet memes. I feel 10x safer on the autobahn, than on some shitty Eastern EU highway with a bunch of apes around me, who don’t care about the rules.

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                                        There are no "polite flashes". If you have to bully other cars out of the left lane, you're driving faster than traffic allows.

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                                        • B [email protected]

                                          Germany has fewer than average road fatalities than most of the world. Less than average in Europe too.

                                          It's not really statistically noticable in that regard. Not the best, but far from the worst.

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                                          Probably still better than those biways and highways that go through towns here in the US.

                                          Fuck you the speed limit just went from 75 MPH down to 35 MPH, the local up his own ass cop is already behind you. Eat shit.

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