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How to hold onto a subway pole

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    Tarzan did it first

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      Bung Fu Grip

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        That's nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.

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          Riding the bussy and she's got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.

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            Tarzan did it first

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              We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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                To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet...sort of.

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                  Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

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                    nasty and inconsiderate

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                      nasty and inconsiderate

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                      exactly!

                      they should be using the front, not the back...
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                        If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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                        is this the gen-z "if a tree falls in a forest"?

                        if she fart do chat goon?

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                          We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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                            In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                              Mind the Gap!

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                                Eins A Scheißepfosten

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                                  In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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                                  Got his water bottle in a strategic place...

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                                    Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus

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                                      Don't skip cheek day

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                                        I wish I was that pole

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                                          Don't skip cheek day

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                                          As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you've beefy enough cheeks.

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