Don't forget to sand
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I don't like sand. Its rough, it's irritating especially when it speaks german.
Jetzt werd' bloß nicht frech hier, du ferngesteuerte Unterhose!
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I see your dad values efficiency in his communications.
He's also a primary care provider lol
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It seems the original post was deleted, but I found this version with more pixels. Sadly, someone added some shit all over it. I might try to edit it out later.
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I don't like sand. Its rough, it's irritating especially when it speaks german.
Schutt up and eat your zand. Do not force me to go for ze Labskaus!
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All you Krauts better watch your backs!
There is nothing wrong with my backs.
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"Masturbating formula with Vitamin M"
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Maximum Lasting
That’s not the word I saw.
I’m with you on this one.
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Curious how the "an" in Germans is in lowercase when the rest is uppercase
Well, the "s" is lower case, too
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Curious how the "an" in Germans is in lowercase when the rest is uppercase
For inflection. GermAHNs.
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Common misconception uggh.
You put it on sand to make hands. DuhWhy else would they call it a handitiser
/S
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"Maximum Lasting Formula with Vitamin M"
Wow, it must be made with unobtainium!
That's not what it says.
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Curious how the "an" in Germans is in lowercase when the rest is uppercase
Good eye, it's photoshop
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That’s like 7,5 million Germans.
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Good eye, it's photoshop
I could tell by the pixels.
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Fission Mailed Successfully
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I could tell by the pixels.
The illusion is good, balanced enough to trick skimmers
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Schutt up and eat your zand. Do not force me to go for ze Labskaus!
But my Sandschneidemaschine is broken!
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That looks like Hans Sanitizer.
I spent way too much time trying to figure out what percentage of the German population are named “Hans” to see how effective this would be. According to this site and assuming a population of 84m, there’s about 0.01%. This product claims to be 0.09% effective against Germans, so it seems to be Sanitizing more than just Hans.
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I spent way too much time trying to figure out what percentage of the German population are named “Hans” to see how effective this would be. According to this site and assuming a population of 84m, there’s about 0.01%. This product claims to be 0.09% effective against Germans, so it seems to be Sanitizing more than just Hans.
My efforts produced .25% as the number indicating this only works on the weakest hans.