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    I don't know if this is a joke or not. Elden Ring has Ghiza's Wheel as a weapon and is low-key considered "Dark Souls 4" by many fans.

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    Its AoW spinning wheel is so trash, I wish it were better so a pizzaiolo build with Ghiza‘s wheel and spinning discus incantations was viable

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      I asked the pizza place to divide the pizza into 0 equal slices and about 20 minutes later there was a loud explosion from downtown. Never did get that pizza.

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      Rest in piece

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        Relax, take a deep breath<3

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        No. You can't just put little boxes in the corner and call them right angles THERE ARE RULES WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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          the pizza cutters i have experienced in my pizza career often fail to cut through the pizza

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            Rest in piece

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            How many piece???

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              No that's a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.

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                How many piece???

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                0ⁿ piece

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                  No that's a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.

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                  You don't need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi

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                    Yo. New Diogenes just dropped.

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                      A kid in the show Happy Face tries to bring one to school as a weapon. The parents talk about it after he leaves and think it's funny he considered that to be a weapon.

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                        Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we're being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.

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                          Diogenes has entered the chat

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                            A sword by definition has a "pointed blade" accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it's a blade ray.

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                              No. You can't just put little boxes in the corner and call them right angles THERE ARE RULES WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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                              But that's correct in the image there - they are perpendicular or as you in the US call it "level", they are all 90° and pweze pweze don't forget you're trying to be pedantic in a comments section of a stolen meme in a community called shitposting like just chill 😄

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                                the pizza cutters i have experienced in my pizza career often fail to cut through the pizza

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                                I use teeth

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                                  A sword by definition has a "pointed blade" accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it's a blade ray.

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                                  it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.

                                  pointy bit goes into the pizza.

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                                    Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we're being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.

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                                    I have used it this way to cut through some really crusty pizza.

                                    strikes are possible.

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                                      it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.

                                      pointy bit goes into the pizza.

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                                      Instructions unclear, pizza cutter stuck in pants and now I am circumferenced

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                                        Instructions unclear, pizza cutter stuck in pants and now I am circumferenced

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                                        Circumcized?

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                                          No that's a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.

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                                          It’s also not length but circumference.

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