That's basically torture
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maybe i'm a fool, but i think i might be able to do it...
Worth a shot, eh?
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So no bananas for a couple days...
Sounds killer, but I'm up for the challenge
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Look, if I can't slap my dick down on the table, life isn't worth living. And, by definition, that is a form of dick measuring. Since it measures the dick against the table, the table is therefore measured against the dick.
However! If someone would volunteer to be a flesh table for the period of the no-table-measuring, that would be acceptable. If I can measure my dick against someone's shoulders or hips, problem solved, and I'm 200 mil richer.
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36 hours in and I would think I'm in the clear then someone would need some real help, like loading their truck to move some stuff for their kids party and ask me, "think it will all fit?" In that moment reflexes would lose the money.
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What good is the 200 million then
You only have to do it for 2 days. Just put yourself into a medically induced coma for 2 days. Its easy money.
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No. It's not worth the lasting damage it would cause. You'll need to live with it for the rest of your life.
All the people answering "yes" so confidently are severely underestimating the life-altering consequences this sort of trauma can cause. No amount of money would ever fix it.
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I'll just pay someone else to measure it.
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Depends which table
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I was actually measuring my desk today as I want to fit a draw under it.
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What is her job?
TABLES!!
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Nooo, my database is fucked!
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Ask someone else to measure it for me
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Bring it on
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Ask someone else to measure it for me
Pay em a buck
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I can still measure other things, tho, right?
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Ask someone else to measure it for me
"Uhh.... it's a little over the line, so that's a half? So is that twenty three, one slash four, and a half?"
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What is her job?
TABLES!!
I can’t know how to hear more about tables!
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"Uhh.... it's a little over the line, so that's a half? So is that twenty three, one slash four, and a half?"
Sounds close enough to me! I'll double-check in a few days if I need to, I appreciate your help! Here's $10, buy yourself a banana
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For 200m I could just hide in bed for a few days.
