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    She looks like she hard to impress. I don't think i could do it.

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      She looks like she hard to impress. I don't think i could do it.

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      Once you wiped your ass with dark chocolate then proceeding to try removing it by wiping with the toilet paper I bet you'd see some face expression of surprise

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        Just put some in your mouth dude, it's not that complicated

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          I would feel extra guilty sampling this in front of her and not buying it

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          I'm the exact opposite. I'd take pride in showing how effective her sample is and then proceed to buy.

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              Clearly she's allergic to it - there's an allergy warning on the sign. It's probably full of artificial flavors. Or maybe it was made from tree nut husks, IDFK.

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                Fake and gay, some would say.

                Last time I heard that, this was still popular:


                =3

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                This was peak internet, take me back

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                • natakunox@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                  I'm the exact opposite. I'd take pride in showing how effective her sample is and then proceed to buy.

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                  Make sure other customers are there to see it as well, and be loud about it.

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                  • donuts@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                    Sir, you're in memes. This is a joke/punchline wrapped in image format. So photoshopped and not a thing. Fake and gay, some would say.

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                    Thanks. I totally missed that information. It has become rather difficult to distinguish between satire and the next big stupid thing in the US lately. Something could be crazy as fuck by now, and still real.

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                      Make sure other customers are there to see it as well, and be loud about it.

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                        And for what amount is that price tag? Ten rolls of good toilet paper cost about €5 here. And that would be forty rolls for 90 bucks? Or is that for several of those packets?

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                        As a USian, I wondered as well.

                        Here, we do not typically Snuggle the anus after a poop. The folks from Trinidad & Tobago, however...

                        48 Rolls for TTD$87.50

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                          Blow your nose

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                            Take a big wad, start rubbing down your body with it and moaning deliriously in front of her.

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                              Yum... fiber...

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                                I really enjoy Carib beer, any chance I can get a sample of that?

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                                  She's definitely seen some shit.

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                                    would love to walk up in a conehead costume and start eating the roll in front of her.

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                                      "Supposed" is one of those words with a quiet "d" that people seem to often get wrong. Same with "used" especially in "used to" where people write "use to". English sucks, but I still wish people would put in the effort to follow the rules so that they communicate more effectively.

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                                        I would feel extra guilty sampling this in front of her and not buying it

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                                        Aren't the gloves so she can demonstrate for you?

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                                          "Supposed" is one of those words with a quiet "d" that people seem to often get wrong. Same with "used" especially in "used to" where people write "use to". English sucks, but I still wish people would put in the effort to follow the rules so that they communicate more effectively.

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                                          I can almost guarantee to you that a native speaker made this meme. Remember, the average American speaks 0.7 languages.

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