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  • Y [email protected]

    I thought you guys were talking about processed foods. Like potatoes > bread, that kind of thing.

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    I process my non-processed foods in hopes that it will kill me quick quicker. 😛

    I’m so dark and cold inside. You wouldn’t understand.

    Huht huht huht

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    • W [email protected]

      I live alone and actively wish I could die. I'm not hurting anyone but myself.

      I am glad that it's not cool with the younger generations, and that the whole vaping fad kinda died back.

      Still though, the amount of self righteousness and lack of empathy from some non smokers really makes me glad that I will never have to hang out with those types of people.

      Addiction is a hell of a thing, and when the alternative is worse than quitting, it's extremely difficult to quit.

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      when the alternative is worse than quitting, it's extremely difficult to quit

      What are you referring to?

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      • G [email protected]

        Bloody hell did that really happen?

        You dated someone who picked up half smoked ciggies and smoked them? Was she homeless?

        That’s so gross, only ever seen the truly fucker and desperate do that.

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        Punk shit

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        • lefrog@discuss.tchncs.deL [email protected]

          So no banana then, huh?

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          This is a bit disingenuous. When listed like that on food it's because all of those were added in individually to create an ultra processed amalgamation resembling food. Otherwise ingredients would just say bannana.

          Processed foods have been clinically shown to be harmful to us. Bannanas seem to be okay

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          • M [email protected]

            when the alternative is worse than quitting, it's extremely difficult to quit

            What are you referring to?

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            If I quit, I might live longer. Life is hell.

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            • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              Why smoke when you can be addicted to the superiority complex that apparently comes with not smoking?

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              It's not a complex if it's true.

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              • M [email protected]

                when the alternative is worse than quitting, it's extremely difficult to quit

                What are you referring to?

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                Having to deal with the consequences of dropping a lifelong addiction most likely.

                Quitting smoking fucking sucks. You don't start to notice the positive effects of quitting for weeks after your last smoke, and you don't realize until then how much the cigarettes are affecting your health. So it can really feel like you're putting yourself through hell for very little benefit. When just having a cigarette feels like it can fix all symptoms you're having now, it's hard to keep going.

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                • rickyrigatoni@lemm.eeR [email protected]

                  It's not a complex if it's true.

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                  I would like to submit exhibit A in to evidence your honor

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                  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                    Holy pearl clutching.

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                    • pero@lemm.eeP [email protected]

                      I live with two roommates in a flat. One of them smokes. Of course, he has to smoke indoors as well, as if the whole place is his (we got two balconies btw) . Can't describe when I get home after a long day in uni to come back to a flat that smells like a smoking friendly bar.

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                      yeah that's a dick move. I'm a smoker but i only smoke tobacco outdoors. i like being in a space i can smoke indoors, but it's not gonna be my place

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                      • W [email protected]

                        If I quit, I might live longer. Life is hell.

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                        You shouldn't express your suicidal ideations in public. It's dangerous for other people. If someone feels bad for you and tries to help you avoid living longer without smoking, they could get in lots of trouble. You're playing with fire.

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                        • Y [email protected]

                          I used to work with a guy that smoked and refused to wear a seat-belt. He carried a gun though, just in case his life was in danger.

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                          Yeah! Merica!

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                          • S [email protected]

                            I would like to submit exhibit A in to evidence your honor

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                            I can't hear you over my 100% lung capacity. I am breathing so good right now. You wouldn't even believe.

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                            • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

                              Gives you more lung space to inhale your own farts!

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                              Even our farts smell better when you don't smoke.

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                              • M [email protected]

                                You shouldn't express your suicidal ideations in public. It's dangerous for other people. If someone feels bad for you and tries to help you avoid living longer without smoking, they could get in lots of trouble. You're playing with fire.

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                                I'm not sure what you are trying to say. Could you explain what you mean?

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                                • T [email protected]

                                  I can relate.

                                  I never got as bad as my father, who used a lighter once a day and lit the rest of them off of the last one.

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                                  I smoke about a half a pack a day and feel like a dick for it. I'd like to quit, but i don't want to.

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                                  • T [email protected]

                                    I roll my own. Cheap as hell, but I wish I could stop. I’d lose my goddamn mind if I did.

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                                    I tried that but I ruined so many clothes because it ashed on me I went back to pre rolls

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                                    • W [email protected]

                                      I'm not sure what you are trying to say. Could you explain what you mean?

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                                      There are a lot of people on this website who believe in the right to die and would feel bad, seeing you suffering like this. They'd want to talk about your right to die with you. But they could get in trouble for that, because the pro-life people see that as encouraging suicide. You're putting the pro-choice people in the difficult position of choosing whether to try to help you, or look after themselves.

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                                        If I quit, I might live longer. Life is hell.

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                                        A fellow meseeks

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                                          I would like to submit exhibit A in to evidence your honor

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