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If you are too young you really missed out being able to do this

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    I think what people don't appreciate about this is that it's not just about slamming the phone. The other person can HEAR you slam the phone, it's loud as hell. And that knowledge is what made slamming it so satisfying

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      Maybe this is why articles are always saying "So and so SLAMS Such and such". Nostalgia

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        For the modern effect, get a foldable or clamshell phone and flick it closed with some major sass.

        It's the best thing about having a foldable.

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        I mean, really the modern equivalent is throwing your phone at a hard surface.

        It certainly makes a statement. Fuck all of this to the point I'm going to sever contact with the world and throw away a ton of money.

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          For the modern effect, get a foldable or clamshell phone and flick it closed with some major sass.

          It's the best thing about having a foldable.

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            If you slam it hard enough you can still do this.

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              Or you can just simply slap your face. It has a similar sound effect.

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                If you slam it hard enough you can still do this.

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                Especially with the glass iphones.

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                  So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--

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                    Man imagine the privilege.

                    There are whole third world countries that still NEED to use these types of phones LMAO 🤣

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                      I had one of those Nokia candybar phones back in the late 90s early 2000s. nothing was more therapeutic than just chucking the phone across the parking lot at mach 1. walking over to the pieces, assembling it, and going on with your day.

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                        I think what people don't appreciate about this is that it's not just about slamming the phone. The other person can HEAR you slam the phone, it's loud as hell. And that knowledge is what made slamming it so satisfying

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                        With the og flip phones you should still somewhat do this. Must've been a slight delay between closing and the call disconnecting.
                        Slight enough to hear those plastic casings clap.

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                          The payphone is by the school lockers. That brings back memories 👴🏼

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                            I'm old enough to have done this, yet I never have..

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                              I've broken plenty of phones back in the day from slamming the handset down on the cradle. What do you do if you break a public pay phone? I mean, besides run away?

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                              break a public pay phone

                              At the zenith of that technology, the phone company(ies) had already battle tested countless other designs. The newest relics you find are hardened enough to be left unattended in the most vandalism prone areas imaginable. Each one, a little fortress perfectly protecting delicate electronics and a coin-box. Slam it all you want: they're nigh-on indestructible.

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                                I'm old enough to have done this, yet I never have..

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                                I feel like this was more one of these movie things that don't happen nearly as often in real life.

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                                  i mean you can still do this, my mom's SO has multiple landline phones in their house, and i'm sure it's not that difficult to convert an old landline phone to use modern standards with some adapters.

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                                    i mean you can still do this, my mom's SO has multiple landline phones in their house, and i'm sure it's not that difficult to convert an old landline phone to use modern standards with some adapters.

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                                    I don’t think anyone was claiming that it was literally impossible.

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                                      I don’t think anyone was claiming that it was literally impossible.

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                                      wow no shit

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                                        wow no shit

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                                        Lol your comment is entirely superfluous.

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                                          I slammed my phone down and need a new one constantly

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