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Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5

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  • J [email protected]

    Franzia really stepped up it's game.

    Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.

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    Similarly to how wine bottles with metal caps used to be frowned upon, because "all quality wines are bottled with corks". I've had both awful and great wines from both corked and capped bottles.

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      The basic white bitches population will be reduced…

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      they should

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      • J [email protected]

        Franzia really stepped up it's game.

        Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.

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        Plastic is problematic though

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          This and I want some boxing sex training too please!

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          • J [email protected]

            Franzia really stepped up it's game.

            Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.

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            See a box with a built in tap is dangerous for me, it lasts half as long as it would in a bottle. Plus I swear it makes for the WORST hangovers.

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              Brb I'm going to release a vibrating version and become a billionaire.

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                This and I want some boxing sex training too please!

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                Ugh, I was up all night studying for my sex test!

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                • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

                  Finally they released the Esquie plushy.

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                  My first thought as well

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                  • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                    Ugh, I was up all night studying for my sex test!

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                    And then you failed it? That sucks, dude 😞

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                      And then you failed it? That sucks, dude 😞

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                      I was the first to finish, so if you call that failing...

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                      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                        I was the first to finish, so if you call that failing...

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                        We're all you all came.

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                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                          Brb I'm going to release a vibrating version and become a billionaire.

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                          Make one where you put in grapes and just sit and lay on it all day to make wine starter, aka grape juice.

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                            I mean, I didn't expect to, but boy was I upset I couldn't find this. Would have been a great gift to finally get me disowned from my mom's side of the family.

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                            • muaraeoracle@real.lemmy.fanM [email protected]

                              Real winos buy wine in bulk

                              1000024773

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                              Rookie numbers.

                              41,700 US gallons, 278 refills.
                              https://australiainfo.com.au/2023/05/19/worlds-largest-fuel-truck-road-train/

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                                Alcoholism is gross. Stop having kids. Abortion abortion abortion

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                                  Alcoholism is gross. Stop having kids. Abortion abortion abortion

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                                  You sound like you need a good whiskey in your life.

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                                  • J [email protected]

                                    Franzia really stepped up it's game.

                                    Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.

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                                    Comes with a free pillow as well, you just need to inflate it.

                                    Hell if your enough of a piss head, you can build a nice air mattress from them as well.

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                                    • S [email protected]

                                      See a box with a built in tap is dangerous for me, it lasts half as long as it would in a bottle. Plus I swear it makes for the WORST hangovers.

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                                      True, but for $~20 I can buy like, a six-pack of premium domestic beer, a 4-pack of craft beer, or 3-5 litres of wine. Box wine is the clear value winner, and tastes significantly better than cheap beer.

                                      Idk about the hangover tho. I don't really get hangovers. I remember before my wedding...my bachelor party was Foxwoods casino, and meanwhile my wife went with her sister and mom to a Jimmy Buffet tribute concert. They all felt much worse than I did in the morning.

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                                      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                        I was the first to finish, so if you call that failing...

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                                        Sometimes you win by coming second.

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                                        • N [email protected]

                                          Rookie numbers.

                                          41,700 US gallons, 278 refills.
                                          https://australiainfo.com.au/2023/05/19/worlds-largest-fuel-truck-road-train/

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                                          Ahem

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