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The solution to many problems

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  • F [email protected]

    I think a box fan is like $20. Have one that blows air OUT of the window that's closest to the smoker... have a different box fan bringing fresh air IN from a different window.

    JFC it's like everyone enjoys being helpless.

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    Still increases your electricity bill. Why can't the smoker just have the common decency to not smoke next to an open window? I know I never do, it's just rude.

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      Still increases your electricity bill. Why can't the smoker just have the common decency to not smoke next to an open window? I know I never do, it's just rude.

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      Hey... I 100% agree with you there. The smoker is certainly an ass-hat, but in this life we can only control our own actions; not the actions of others.

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        I stopped smoking a while ago now.. but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.

        Don't smoke kids.

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        They don't stay still long enough to roll properly.

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          I stopped smoking a while ago now.. but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.

          Don't smoke kids.

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          How do you smoke a kid? And what do they taste like?

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            Many people that smoke are already mentally unbalanced. Making them a shamed pariah is doing little for their mental health, it is just forcing them to hide yet another bit of their unhappiness.

            Not smoking is healthier, no doubt, but the majority of people that still do it undoubtedly have enough shame going on. Self hate comes into play, as well.

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            I smoke. Shame and self hatred is exactly right.

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              How do you smoke a kid? And what do they taste like?

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              They taste like unicorns

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                Man if only that was true. A neighbor across the street is a chain smoker, and I hear him hack up a lung every morning for a couple of hours.

                Yeah smoking will make you live shorter, but it'll also reaaaally fuckin' ruin your life leading up to that.

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                That's the joke.

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                • F [email protected]

                  This seems to ignore the important facts that smoking is A.) Cool and B.) Sexy.

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                  C) good social activity

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                    I stopped smoking a while ago now.. but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.

                    Don't smoke kids.

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                    Question: did memes like this help?

                    Asking because I do street cleaning work in my neighborhood. And assholes keep throwing cigarette butts right on the ground.

                    I'd love to find a solution to have them quit smoking, which will lead to less cigarette butts.

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                      Question: did memes like this help?

                      Asking because I do street cleaning work in my neighborhood. And assholes keep throwing cigarette butts right on the ground.

                      I'd love to find a solution to have them quit smoking, which will lead to less cigarette butts.

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                      No. Having others say something you already know as a addict of a substance doesn't help at all. We know we should stop. We all know that. The challenge of an addict is being willing to stop, and then being successful at stopping. Then abstinence.

                      When I was a smoker, I watch my grandmother die from smoking related lung cancer right in front of my face, it didn't change a thing. I'd go outside of the hospital and smoke all the same. I had to want to quit.

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                        I’m so happy that I’m on 10 years without cigarettes.

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                          C) good social activity

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                          Actually true, in a myriad of bad effects.

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                            Tobacco is one of the worst drugs ever. The best part is staving off the effects of addiction.

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                              they said, while rolling E and smoking weed and drinking borgs 😄

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                                they said, while rolling E and smoking weed and drinking borgs 😄

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                                Drinking borgs?

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                                  Drinking borgs?

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                                  Isn't that what they call them? I'm not 20 anymore so I'm not as hip.

                                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_(drink)

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                                    quit 30 years now. quit because it was killing me. other corps are still trying.

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                                      Didn't say it was my father, are you projecting your daddy issues perhaps?

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                                      Turns out we all were low resolution projectors

                                      Surprise I guess

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                                        Isn't that what they call them? I'm not 20 anymore so I'm not as hip.

                                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_(drink)

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                                        I didn't know about this, and I probably would have been better off without it. Thank you, though 🙂

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                                          I thought you wheren't allowed to smoke inside anymore in Germany?

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                                          Smokers are still allowed to stink up your food outside. So you may enjoy your food inside in the summer.

                                          Also restaurants are allowed to have an inside smoking section. Most of the time that means you still get to ‘enjoy’ the stink.

                                          Lastly let’s not forget that smokers, when forced to smoke outside, will almost always do so right on the doorstep. So that the stink gets sucked in and everybody gets to enjoy a good second hand smoke.

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