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    I don't even know why it wouldn't/shouldn't be considered a programming language. It's a language, and it's used to code instructions for something... What more does it need?

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      Man this question would sink me because of the misnomer that HTML is a programming language.

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      How is Hyper Text Markup Language not a programming language? Now JavaScript and CSS are arcane rituals, but html is well behaved.

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        Not really, it's a formatting language.

        Yes, I'm fun at parties. In my head 😅

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        A "Markup Language" to be precise. HyperText Markup Language.

        Yea my parties are the best parties, too.

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          I don't even know why it wouldn't/shouldn't be considered a programming language. It's a language, and it's used to code instructions for something... What more does it need?

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          When I tell you it's gonna sound obvious but it's because you don't use it to write programs. It's a formatting tool more than anything.

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            What really has my brain in a knot is: Does option "D: None of these" include or exclude option D?

            This statement is false.

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            That’s why it should be “none of the above”. And if there’s a “all of the above”, it must come right before the “none of the above”.

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              Can someone clarify what the answer should be and what was the answer on the show?

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                I don't even know why it wouldn't/shouldn't be considered a programming language. It's a language, and it's used to code instructions for something... What more does it need?

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                HTML doesn’t have IF or loops. It’s just formatting text.

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                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                  I don't even know why it wouldn't/shouldn't be considered a programming language. It's a language, and it's used to code instructions for something... What more does it need?

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                  Do you program a document in Word?

                  • macros excluded
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                    Do you program a document in Word?

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                    What about Excel? First reply I got said it has to make programs, right? I can make a Tetris clone in Excel. 🤣

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                      It’s right there in the name: it’s a markup language. Hyper Text Markup Language. HTML.

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                        Man this question would sink me because of the misnomer that HTML is a programming language.

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                        Don’t worry. They interview you before these shows. If you’re at all tech savvy then they would never ask you this question. They want you to be stumped by the question for legitimate reasons, not to loudly protest that you’ve been cheated by a bad question.

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                          That’s why it should be “none of the above”. And if there’s a “all of the above”, it must come right before the “none of the above”.

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                          Or address them:

                          Either* A, B, C;
                          
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                            How is Hyper Text Markup Language not a programming language? Now JavaScript and CSS are arcane rituals, but html is well behaved.

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                            How is it a programming language? It's a markup language. There's no logic, variables or any way to manipulate data.

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                              Can someone clarify what the answer should be and what was the answer on the show?

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                              There is a running joke that some people falsely consider HTML a programming language which it is not. So it's D. I didn't watch the show but I assume that's it and the joke is that the audience's majority took alien language

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                                That’s why it should be “none of the above”. And if there’s a “all of the above”, it must come right before the “none of the above”.

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                                They're not above. One of them is to the left.

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                                  It’s right there in the name: it’s a markup language. Hyper Text Markup Language. HTML.

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                                  That's the etymological fallacy. The name itself doesn't determine the meaning. According to that logic, python isn't a programming language either but a snake

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                                    Is Machine Language even a well defined thing? I would think of assembly but I don't know where to draw the line

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                                      It's basically gambling on the nerdiness of the question's writer. Do they think HTML is a programming language? Do they know that people think it's a programming language and trying to trap them? Do they know it's not a programming language but also know most people would think it is one and so are using the common, loose definition of a programming language in order not to trap people?

                                      My brain would melt

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                                      Mine wouldn't.

                                      It is a quiz, they know what they are talking about if they put the question in. And if they don't, you get to call out the quiz master for being wrong.

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                                        It’s right there in the name: it’s a markup language. Hyper Text Markup Language. HTML.

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                                        There is a difference between “markup language” and “programming language”.

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                                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                          What about Excel? First reply I got said it has to make programs, right? I can make a Tetris clone in Excel. 🤣

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                                          We aren't talking about Excel, but about Word.

                                          We do that to explain that HTML is nothing more than to display text in a certain layout, just like a Word document. The only difference is that Word is designed to be printed, while HTML is designed to display on a website.

                                          Also, exclude VBA as well as macros. VBA is a programming language.

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