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  • Z [email protected]

    CSS can be included as a style property without requiring the script/style tag though.

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    Same goes for JS, for example the onclick attribute.

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      #67

      I fucking hate these kinds of questions. D is the CORRECT answer because TECHNICALLY html is a markup language and not a programming language but the average person irl will just call you a dipshit for trying to explain that. If this were a question on a shitty academic exam, its going to be a 50/50 toss up on which will get counted as correct because the Autograder Bot Knows All(TM) but you better not fucking use AI to get your low effort AI-generated homework done quicker because fuck you.

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      • M [email protected]

        I fucking hate these kinds of questions. D is the CORRECT answer because TECHNICALLY html is a markup language and not a programming language but the average person irl will just call you a dipshit for trying to explain that. If this were a question on a shitty academic exam, its going to be a 50/50 toss up on which will get counted as correct because the Autograder Bot Knows All(TM) but you better not fucking use AI to get your low effort AI-generated homework done quicker because fuck you.

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        Next you're calling a word document a programming language (no, not VBA).

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        • M [email protected]

          Interestingly C and D are both programming languages. That is, there is a programming languages called C and another, D.

          I'll see myself out...

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          Yes, C is alien language pretty often. The other half it is wizardry.

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          • F [email protected]

            Excel formulas have become Turing complete with the LAMBDA addition.

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            #70

            Good to know.

            It seems kind of half assed though.

            I've only used it briefly to access the filesystem. Having to paste code into the reference field in the name manager is a special kind of masochistic practice.

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              Phones a friend = no one answers.

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              • N [email protected]

                Same goes for JS, for example the onclick attribute.

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                Very good point, I forgot that was an option.

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                • M [email protected]

                  I fucking hate these kinds of questions. D is the CORRECT answer because TECHNICALLY html is a markup language and not a programming language but the average person irl will just call you a dipshit for trying to explain that. If this were a question on a shitty academic exam, its going to be a 50/50 toss up on which will get counted as correct because the Autograder Bot Knows All(TM) but you better not fucking use AI to get your low effort AI-generated homework done quicker because fuck you.

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                  #73

                  And even D is a paradoxical non-answer.

                  (Just like my D 🄲)

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                  • B [email protected]

                    Good to know.

                    It seems kind of half assed though.

                    I've only used it briefly to access the filesystem. Having to paste code into the reference field in the name manager is a special kind of masochistic practice.

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                    #74

                    It's a huge pain, especially considering selection shortcuts are overwritten.
                    I dont work with Excel anymore, but there are python scripts on github to help with lamba management via export/import.

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                    • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                      There is a difference between ā€œmarkup languageā€ and ā€œprogramming languageā€.

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                      That's the point isn't it? Or did you mean that with a question mark attached?
                      The only correct answer is D, and it got the least votes. šŸ˜‹

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                      • M [email protected]

                        I fucking hate these kinds of questions. D is the CORRECT answer because TECHNICALLY html is a markup language and not a programming language but the average person irl will just call you a dipshit for trying to explain that. If this were a question on a shitty academic exam, its going to be a 50/50 toss up on which will get counted as correct because the Autograder Bot Knows All(TM) but you better not fucking use AI to get your low effort AI-generated homework done quicker because fuck you.

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                        #76

                        Thought exactly the same. I'd like to know how the legal side would look like. Let's say you say D. Could you go to court if they say it's wrong?

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                          That question just gave me anxiety. That is exactly the type of question I would get. Technically it's not but does the people who wrote that think that? Is it a trap question or a smart question? Omg I gotta not think about this anymore...

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                          • J [email protected]

                            But I’d rather have the million dollars than the satisfaction of calling out the show for being wrong.

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                            I would challenge the question right there and demand an expert counsel to explain why HyperTextMarkupLanguage is classified as a programming language when it's not even Turing complete. It's a markup language. Security would have to drag me, I'd die on the specificity hill.

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                            • I [email protected]

                              Monty Python was named after Monty Python was named after Monty Python was named after..

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                              Based on this post it seems M. Python is the scientific name for the Ouroboros

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                              • Z [email protected]

                                CSS can be included as a style property without requiring the script/style tag though.

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                                I can write a .ini code where a value of a key is a binary that the interpreter runs. Are ini files a programming language? Hell no, and neither is html.

                                Is R a compiled programming language because several of its built in functions run compiled C code? No.

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  HTML5 + CSS3 seems to be Turing complete too: https://lemire.me/blog/2011/03/08/breaking-news-htmlcss-is-turing-complete/

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                                  #81

                                  Forgive me if this sounds rude but it's the best way to explain in my mind, please take it in jest.

                                  - lemon is sweet.
                                  + no, lemon is sour.
                                  - well, Lemmon+sugar is sweet.
                                  + ?????????????

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                                  • M [email protected]

                                    I fucking hate these kinds of questions. D is the CORRECT answer because TECHNICALLY html is a markup language and not a programming language but the average person irl will just call you a dipshit for trying to explain that. If this were a question on a shitty academic exam, its going to be a 50/50 toss up on which will get counted as correct because the Autograder Bot Knows All(TM) but you better not fucking use AI to get your low effort AI-generated homework done quicker because fuck you.

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                                    Bro if someone called me a dipshit for a technicality in a contest where money is at stake? They are a dipshit. Being serious about the questions is the point.

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                                    • M [email protected]

                                      Interestingly C and D are both programming languages. That is, there is a programming languages called C and another, D.

                                      I'll see myself out...

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                                      A and B are also programming languages. A is an APL implementation and B is a precursor of C.

                                      https://aplwiki.com/wiki/A
                                      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_(programming_language)

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        How To Meet Ladies.

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                                        Huge Turd Must Laugh

                                        Huge Tongue Must Lick

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                                        • J [email protected]

                                          Hyper Text Machine Language

                                          This will be the next big thing. I’m going to write a Lemmy server in this.

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                                          You could call it WebAssembly

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