The perfect offspring
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Adipose.
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Sometimes I feel like my wife and I are the only ones who think that most infants are ugly.
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Sometimes I feel like my wife and I are the only ones who think that most infants are ugly.
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Sometimes I feel like my wife and I are the only ones who think that most infants are ugly.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]No, lots of us. Who wants to be the first to confront them and tell them the truth? One of our family members just had one, sent out photos. I swear, it looked like a 97 year old man. It got lots of likes.
️ I made the comment to my partner that it must of been over-baked. -
Sometimes I feel like my wife and I are the only ones who think that most infants are ugly.
I think they're more creepy in a eerie rather than actually scary sort of way, kids tend to give me "uncanny valley" to an increasing degree the younger they are. I don't hold it against the kids themselves mind, they can't exactly help it, but I prefer not to be around young kids if I can help it just because they make me uncomfortable and on edge.
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When I look back at pictures of my kids when they were newborn, they look like little rats. Still were genuinely cute at the time. They just don't photograph well.
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Friend of mine hadn't ever seen a newborn baby before she gave birth. She was quite shocked when her newborn daughter "looked like an old man"
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I remember when my first was born. 2 different parts of my brain had opposing thoughts.
1 part was thinking "This is the cutest, most beautiful thing ever. I must protect and nurture them at all costs."
The other part was thinking "My god newborn babies are ugly!"
I can easily see cognitive dissonance pushes most people to the first thought. It's you being hacked by hormones, an effect that is disturbingly powerful.
I was also caught out by how much my (male) hormones were affected, even pre birth. It both disturbed and amused my wife.
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Newborns are either papier mache aliens or middle aged men who work in sales. There is no other.
