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Too many complaint posts, do this instead.

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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    Does it only work on thumbs, or can I suck something else and get the same benefits?

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    That's why Marilyn Manson removed a rib

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      You'll also develop an overbite šŸ‘

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        You'll also develop an overbite šŸ‘

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        And a hollow palate leading to irregular shaped sinuses and chronic infection in throat, nose and ears!

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          That's why Marilyn Manson removed a rib

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          I heard someone say that sucking your own dick feels less like getting your dick sucked, and more like sucking a dick......but you don't figure it out until you're sucking a dick.

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            And a hollow palate leading to irregular shaped sinuses and chronic infection in throat, nose and ears!

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            Sounds nice enough

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            • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

              You'll also develop an overbite šŸ‘

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              Pro-tip. Date girls with an overbite.

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                That's why Marilyn Manson removed a rib

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                I remember telling these rumors on the playground as it were yesterday

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                  I remember telling these rumors on the playground as it were yesterday

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                  It was Prince in my day.

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                    More powerful tool to initiate a parasympathetic response while also toning your buccalis: closing your mouth and pinching your nose and exhaling to puff out your cheeks while bearing down like you're trying to take a shit (post)

                    (Don't start doing this just because you read it in a shit posting community or you may pass out)

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                      More powerful tool to initiate a parasympathetic response while also toning your buccalis: closing your mouth and pinching your nose and exhaling to puff out your cheeks while bearing down like you're trying to take a shit (post)

                      (Don't start doing this just because you read it in a shit posting community or you may pass out)

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                      I don't know what you mean it seems to work gr

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