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if vibe coders built houses

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    I kinda like escher’s work…. And this is giving off those vibes…

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      It's like Winchester House, but with windows...

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        Does it stay up? Yes.

        Can you sleep in it? Technically

        Does it have running electricity and water? (Optional anyway)

        Another big win for vibe coders. Pack it up, we're taking the W home.

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          False: it is not also on fire. That’s how I can tell this is AI.

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            Inaccurate. That house has decent structural integrity despite being a cruel joke made by the architect, vibe code could never

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              Hmm, I dunno if that's a fair comparison. That house might be structurally sound and just look weird.

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              A vibe coder's house equivalently would have collapsed on the person who purchased it as soon as the closed the door behind them.

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                Talking to my structural engineer friend about the way we build software makes him sad every time. And I'm not even talking about vibe coding. Yet.

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                  That house looks like it's begging to be mercy killed.

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                    Talking to my structural engineer friend about the way we build software makes him sad every time. And I'm not even talking about vibe coding. Yet.

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                    Did you tell him about fuzzers yet?

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                      Talking to my structural engineer friend about the way we build software makes him sad every time. And I'm not even talking about vibe coding. Yet.

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                      http://www.stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks

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                        I kinda like escher’s work…. And this is giving off those vibes…

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                        Escher used a lot of repeating patterns. This is more like a Picasso.

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                          Groverhaus is a vibe coder built house. Load bearing drywall.

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                            Escher used a lot of repeating patterns. This is more like a Picasso.

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                            I was kinda referring to the impossible shapes and dimensional illusions Escher used. Like this one:

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                              I was kinda referring to the impossible shapes and dimensional illusions Escher used. Like this one:

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                              Sure, I could see that. But on the other hand, this is ostensibly a photo of a building that exists IRL, so clearly it can't be topologically impossible in an Escher-esque way.

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                                Inaccurate. That house has decent structural integrity despite being a cruel joke made by the architect, vibe code could never

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                                Locks probably work too.

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                                  That is an accurate representation of my projects. I'm not a vibe coder 😭

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                                    I'm sure the owner's laptop has Windows on it, too.

                                    I'll see myself out....

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                                      It wOrKs

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                                        http://www.stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks

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                                        You absolutely can regex (some) html if you sanitize and maybe convert it beforehand.

                                        Btw, why are parsers always built to support the whole thing and maybe throw an error on or just consume unsupported shenanigans? That's how you get security vulnerabilities in picture formats. Instead of just picking the things you support and ignoring the rest.

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                                          If this house took 2 days to build and costs 5k, I'll take it.

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