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  • luciole@beehaw.orgL [email protected]

    $ walk north

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    $ sudo walk north

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      For the how: https://xkcd.com/2044/

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        $ howdidigethere

        By repeatedly refusing to use 21th century package managers, of course.

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        • luciole@beehaw.orgL [email protected]

          $ walk north

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          Forest Path
          This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.

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            $ sudo walk north

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            chraebsli is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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            • rikudou@lemmings.worldR [email protected]

              Every problem can be fixed by adding another layer of abstraction. Except the too-many-layers-of-abstraction problem.

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              • lefrog@discuss.tchncs.deL [email protected]

                Forest Path
                This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.

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                $climb tree

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                  I tried to read this with the narrator's voice from Disco Elysium

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                    $climb tree

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                    Up a Tree
                    You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches. The nearest branch above you is above your reach.

                    On the ground below you can see:
                    BIRD’S NEST
                    JEWEL-ENCRUSTED EGG

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                      Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.

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                        I like having a whereami alias for realpath, because I would forget the name of it.

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