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    If you stand you don't have to sit next to anybody

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    Or in anything

    Should I sit in the vomit or urine? Mebbe I'll just stand until 86th street

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      Here in Seattle, the positions of 7 &10 are swapped with those of 4, the local wildlife on the bus are all bees, and the couple having an uncomfortable argument is instead a homeless guy having an argument with the PSA posters over the doors.

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        There is also the guy masturbating as well.

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          as someone who has never been to NY, im surprised there are 5 free seats but people are standing.

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          You'll notice that the 4s are all hugging the exits -- it's the most lucrative spot. Yes, you have to squeeze in when the doors open to let people in and out, but you also get to gtfo first. You're not subject to the Showtime kids doing flips, when the Mariachi band walks in you can run out to another car at the next stop, and you aren't in the urination/defecation areas. Sitting is a trap.

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            There is also the guy masturbating as well.

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            That's Tokyo mate

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              Forgot dude with a radio on his shoulder blasting shit music

              Edit:shit music not shitting, ducking autocorrect

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              what genre would you describe as shitting music? ❤

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                Forgot dude with a radio on his shoulder blasting shit music

                Edit:shit music not shitting, ducking autocorrect

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                Give em the spocker.

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                  Tag yourself!

                  I'm #6, but that's only because the couple and the mariachi band are blocking the spots I would've put my bike in.

                  Edit: actually to be fair, I'm only #6 in Atlanta. If I lived in NYC, I'd be able to justify owning a nice folding bike.

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                    Those dancers guys who gets aggressive is someone I've often dreamt about getting their asses kicked

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                      How many stops does the sleeping drunk kid have? I would expect he'd just have one. What is he doing so drunk that he has several stops?

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                        You're christened a real New Yorker when you see a guy urinating or defecating in a subway car, hopefully facing a set of doors "for privacy."

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                        Pretty sure the only reason that sort of thing happens is because the restrooms in the stations are closed for no good reason. At least, that's why it happens on my city's transit system and I assume NYC is similar.

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                        • spicytuna62@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Public transit really brings together all kinds of people. It breaks down barriers and allows people from a variety of backgrounds to mingle.

                          This is the kind of community unity every place needs. ♥️

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                          That also explains why classist assholes viscerally hate it as a concept even though nobody's forcing them to use it themselves.

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                            Tag yourself!

                            I'm #6, but that's only because the couple and the mariachi band are blocking the spots I would've put my bike in.

                            Edit: actually to be fair, I'm only #6 in Atlanta. If I lived in NYC, I'd be able to justify owning a nice folding bike.

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                            If I was there in NY I'd probably be #13

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                              Here in Seattle, the positions of 7 &10 are swapped with those of 4, the local wildlife on the bus are all bees, and the couple having an uncomfortable argument is instead a homeless guy having an argument with the PSA posters over the doors.

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                              That's a great username u got there.

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                                what genre would you describe as shitting music? ❤

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                                Brown noise or bluegass.

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                                  Pretty sure the only reason that sort of thing happens is because the restrooms in the stations are closed for no good reason. At least, that's why it happens on my city's transit system and I assume NYC is similar.

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                                  Closed or non-existent

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                                    In T.O. it’d be a pigeon, not a rat, though. (Some would argue, ‘what’s the difference’, but, hey.)

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                                      Throw the finance guys out and I'm sitting next to the mariachi band. Hell if it works like my local bus I'll miss my stop and take the loop back around.

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                                        cta would be:

                                        1. Smoking Weed
                                        2. Smoking Cigarettes
                                        3. Opiate Nodding
                                          Etc

                                        Replace rat with Pigeon

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                                          That rushhour?

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