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  • C [email protected]

    Comfort hunter is a very snobbish and entitled way to refer to someone offering their time and effort to you.

    And wait, was the 2nd post 'liked' by the first poster?

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    Let us not forget that there is not a single employer on the planet who would willingly hire and pay someone more for their time than that person's time is worth. Each employee of a company is making that company money. They deserve comfort because they are the company.

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      There are more things you could ask about even if the job description is good, though.

      As a software engineer I like to ask questions about the team dynamic. I'm not interested in working with a bunch of bros, so having some diversity in the team is good.

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      Very true. Good coworkers can make work a lot more bearable.

      Looking a bit into the company's business can help, too. If they do something vaguely interesting that can be a bonus. I ignored that once in favor of perks and that got me into the complete disaster area that is fintech. Don't make the same mistake.

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      • buelldozer@lemmy.todayB [email protected]

        If HR isn't asking candidates about themselves as a person, or is only asking generic "Tell me about yourself" kinds of questions, then **they are doing it wrong. **

        On the other side if a candidate doesn't have any questions about their future work environment, not just the role they applied for, then they too are doing it wrong. A candidate should care about whether they would fit into an environment / culture.

        At its core employment is a relationship and both sides should treat it that way.

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        Not in HR, but am involved in the hiring process. We are not allowed to ask personal questions. Cant talk about family or personal background. If i ask a question about someones family and they tell me they have 5 kids, and they dont get the job because we found a better candidate, they have a clear and obvious path to file a discrimination case.

        "I didnt get hired because they knew i had 5 kids and they assumed I wouldn't be able to dedicate time to the company yada yada."

        " i told them that my religion was xyz and they knew my religious holidays dont align with their holiday schedule and they didnt hire me because they didnt want to make new policy to allow me my time and give me my protected right to religion"

        Its just easier to not

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          Jesus Christ, yes, I am a comfort hunter. You think I get up at the ass crack of dawn every day for fun? You think I want to push buttons on a computer all day because I'm just weirdly into it?

          No! I do this shit because I have to!

          Fucking hell. I've already accepted that I have to make your company money if I want to live in a house. For the love of all that is good in this world, PLEASE do not make me pretend to like it. I'm already weirded out that you're so into it.

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            Not in HR, but am involved in the hiring process. We are not allowed to ask personal questions. Cant talk about family or personal background. If i ask a question about someones family and they tell me they have 5 kids, and they dont get the job because we found a better candidate, they have a clear and obvious path to file a discrimination case.

            "I didnt get hired because they knew i had 5 kids and they assumed I wouldn't be able to dedicate time to the company yada yada."

            " i told them that my religion was xyz and they knew my religious holidays dont align with their holiday schedule and they didnt hire me because they didnt want to make new policy to allow me my time and give me my protected right to religion"

            Its just easier to not

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            Just curious, but doesn't this mean that this system is easy to bypass? Just because you don't ask about their family doesn't mean they are not going to share it. Just saying something like "enjoying the summer so far?" As a conversation starter could trigger a "oh yeah, spending it with my 5 kids" response.

            And someone who already knows that a discrimination case could be made can just easily put his religion or family or whatever into whatever response they feel like even if it doesn't make sense for the question.

            It just seems easy too easy for someone to be able to do this just because they said something. Or does it only apply if you ask?

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              Uno beeeoootttttchhhh. You know, everything's consolidating. There are very few mid-sized companies anymore. It's funny seeing the managerial class dig their own grave. Everybody thinks everybody's gonna leave everyone with the bag. Justice is always served. Don't have kids.

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                Just curious, but doesn't this mean that this system is easy to bypass? Just because you don't ask about their family doesn't mean they are not going to share it. Just saying something like "enjoying the summer so far?" As a conversation starter could trigger a "oh yeah, spending it with my 5 kids" response.

                And someone who already knows that a discrimination case could be made can just easily put his religion or family or whatever into whatever response they feel like even if it doesn't make sense for the question.

                It just seems easy too easy for someone to be able to do this just because they said something. Or does it only apply if you ask?

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                You gain an extra level of deniability if you dont ask. Also its about how its received by the interviewee. If i ask how your summers going and you offer up you have 5 kids, thats different than me asking if you have kids. If i bring up your family situation or kids, the natural question arises, "why would he care about that?" And it can guide the mind to discrimination. People are aware of the fact that having kids have a preception in the corporate world, and if they dont want that to influence the process, theyre not going to offer it up. But just like anything, if someone wants to file a frivolous law suit, theyre going to find a way

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                • A [email protected]

                  Uno beeeoootttttchhhh. You know, everything's consolidating. There are very few mid-sized companies anymore. It's funny seeing the managerial class dig their own grave. Everybody thinks everybody's gonna leave everyone with the bag. Justice is always served. Don't have kids.

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                  Individually those are recognizable opinions but I don’t see how they all flow together

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                  • buelldozer@lemmy.todayB [email protected]

                    If HR isn't asking candidates about themselves as a person, or is only asking generic "Tell me about yourself" kinds of questions, then **they are doing it wrong. **

                    On the other side if a candidate doesn't have any questions about their future work environment, not just the role they applied for, then they too are doing it wrong. A candidate should care about whether they would fit into an environment / culture.

                    At its core employment is a relationship and both sides should treat it that way.

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                    Sure, but most of the time you don't have a lot of time to shop around for a job you like. You have to pay rent and "we didn't vibe well" is not an acceptable reason to give your dependents when they ask why you didn't take a job and are now being evicted.

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                      Sure, but most of the time you don't have a lot of time to shop around for a job you like. You have to pay rent and "we didn't vibe well" is not an acceptable reason to give your dependents when they ask why you didn't take a job and are now being evicted.

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                      That's different. That's when you go to a temp agency until you find something better.

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                        Not in HR, but am involved in the hiring process. We are not allowed to ask personal questions. Cant talk about family or personal background. If i ask a question about someones family and they tell me they have 5 kids, and they dont get the job because we found a better candidate, they have a clear and obvious path to file a discrimination case.

                        "I didnt get hired because they knew i had 5 kids and they assumed I wouldn't be able to dedicate time to the company yada yada."

                        " i told them that my religion was xyz and they knew my religious holidays dont align with their holiday schedule and they didnt hire me because they didnt want to make new policy to allow me my time and give me my protected right to religion"

                        Its just easier to not

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                        My go to is "what do you do for fun?". It accomplished the same goal of getting an idea of the candidate as a person without getting into personal/family life. Most people love to talk at length about their favorite shit if they think someone is interested in listening.

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                        • sarge@startrek.websiteS [email protected]

                          To many people nowadays, the actual job itself doesn't matter, it's the fact that it's a job and it pays.

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                          Seriously though. I wouldn’t hire someone with that attitude.

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                            That's different. That's when you go to a temp agency until you find something better.

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                            In many cases there isn't something better anywhere near where you live.

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                              I've never understood why the HR people always see "not asking questions about the company" or "not demonstrating knowledge about the company" as such a red flag.

                              People are looking for a job, not a cult to join.

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                                Seriously though. I wouldn’t hire someone with that attitude.

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                                Then you would only hire people who are lying to you. Congrats on being so shrewd.

                                The employees are there because they want the compensation. If it wasn't about the compensation, and they really just enjoyed performing some given task as a hobby or interest, then they don't need your business to do it. They can do it at home.

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                                • B [email protected]

                                  Then you would only hire people who are lying to you. Congrats on being so shrewd.

                                  The employees are there because they want the compensation. If it wasn't about the compensation, and they really just enjoyed performing some given task as a hobby or interest, then they don't need your business to do it. They can do it at home.

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                                  Yeah ok people.

                                  It’s not possible to flourish in my line of work without genuine engagement, and a tenacity beyond curiosity to solve certain problems. A jobsworth will not do.

                                  Neither, on the other hand, will a soulless boss or employer, manage to engage.

                                  So keep up with the downvotes and good luck.

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                                  • W [email protected]

                                    I've never understood why the HR people always see "not asking questions about the company" or "not demonstrating knowledge about the company" as such a red flag.

                                    People are looking for a job, not a cult to join.

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                                    They want cultists though. Easier to exploit

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                                    • W [email protected]

                                      I've never understood why the HR people always see "not asking questions about the company" or "not demonstrating knowledge about the company" as such a red flag.

                                      People are looking for a job, not a cult to join.

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                                      Not to mention, they could already be familiar with the company.

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                                      • mysticketchup@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                        They want cultists though. Easier to exploit

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                                        Once I did an online interview process were they had a whole video and slideshow explaining about the company history and culture and the employees were saying about how it was a position for people who "truly believed in the mission of the company".

                                        And then they had a quiz about it.
                                        They truly want a cult. Fuck em.

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                                        • sir_kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                                          Not to mention, they could already be familiar with the company.

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                                          Yeah... I'm not gonna be asking the stuff I already found answers to via an internet search.

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