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Only one I'm missing is pets ashes

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  • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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    Hey, there's nothing weird about my collections of vinyl records and German beer steins and uranium glass and sterling silver and quack medical devices and watches and books and pewter and brass and guitars and cameras.

    I honestly started off with the intent of being funny, and then I realized how many fucking collections I have, and now I don't really know what to do with myself.

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    • bizarroland@fedia.ioB [email protected]

      Hey, there's nothing weird about my collections of vinyl records and German beer steins and uranium glass and sterling silver and quack medical devices and watches and books and pewter and brass and guitars and cameras.

      I honestly started off with the intent of being funny, and then I realized how many fucking collections I have, and now I don't really know what to do with myself.

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      You collect collections.

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        scary jack-in-the-boxes

        You and your kids are cool.

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        He's 9 by the way. The line between cool mom and terrible parent is thin here. πŸ˜‰

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          I turned 38 today exactly, I checked al the boxes already, I'm prepared.

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            You collect collections.

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            I dub the Collectorius, the Collections Collector!

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            • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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              Still working on the third one but realistically by the time I hit 40 we'll definitely be set.

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                Funny you think I could afford to get my pets ashes back from the vet.

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                I didn't want the ashes. It hurt too much. I also didn't want to be in the room when they administered the shot. My mother got me to do that with one when I was younger. Never again. I say goodbye and that's when I exit and cry.

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                • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                  I turned 38 today exactly, I checked al the boxes already, I'm prepared.

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                  I had a friend like you. He was screaming (figuratively) about kids on his lawn in his twenties. You old fuck. Cheers.

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                  • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                    Damn, I checked the last of those boxes last year and I'm not even 30.

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                      I didn't want the ashes. It hurt too much. I also didn't want to be in the room when they administered the shot. My mother got me to do that with one when I was younger. Never again. I say goodbye and that's when I exit and cry.

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                      I want my pet to see me as they relax for the last time to comfort them. My pain comes out when they're no longer suffering.

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                        Shit bro that was my 30s

                        my weird collection was beer and soda equipment, now in my mid 30s I'm thinking taxidermy will be my next hobby.

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                        • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                          I turned 38 today exactly, I checked al the boxes already, I'm prepared.

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                          Happy birthday!

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                          • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            He's 9 by the way. The line between cool mom and terrible parent is thin here. πŸ˜‰

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                            I do my best to walk that line, as well!

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                              Thanks, hippie

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                                Shit bro that was my 30s

                                my weird collection was beer and soda equipment, now in my mid 30s I'm thinking taxidermy will be my next hobby.

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                                The logical conclusion of this is a beer tap where the beer comes out of a taxidermied cats mouth. You're never lonely when you're drinking with old friends!

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                                  Shit bro that was my 30s

                                  my weird collection was beer and soda equipment, now in my mid 30s I'm thinking taxidermy will be my next hobby.

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                                  What the fuck

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                                    What the fuck

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                                    This is why Im interested, they have really cool work. I love their rats and mice. But they also do bugs. They offer workshops and shit to.

                                    https://prettydeadtaxidermy.com/

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                                      The logical conclusion of this is a beer tap where the beer comes out of a taxidermied cats mouth. You're never lonely when you're drinking with old friends!

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                                      That's not a bad idea, I know a few bars that would absolutely love that shit.

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                                        No pet ashes, but I do have treasured memories of long-gone much-loved pets.

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                                          Happy birthday!

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                                          Cheers mate πŸ™‚

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