My personal hero
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Now I wanna PT Barnum up a Walmart or something by putting signs and arrows up that lead people to the Egress.
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So apparently this is a satirical headline and didn't actually happen, but my first thought was that a prankster had tried to make SCP-3008 a reality.
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Why are the people standing in the parking spaces without their cars? Is that the people parking lot?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]They got lost because of fake arrows.
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ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.
Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.
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Why are the people standing in the parking spaces without their cars? Is that the people parking lot?
They’re waiting for their turn to play the Ikea escape room.
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ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.
Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.
Damn kids these days, thinking they're invincible and shit and don't need the IKEA Safety String
or the IKEA buddy systemTHIS is what happens when you don't listen to basic safety lectures
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ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.
Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]You've got to master the shortcuts and often enter from the exit. It can be forced into some semblance of usability with enough practice. But I wouldn't wish the practice on anyone.
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ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.
Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.
Not the worst place to be stuck in. You got ample lounging and sleeping quarters. Food. Social interaction.
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You've got to master the shortcuts and often enter from the exit. It can be forced into some semblance of usability with enough practice. But I wouldn't wish the practice on anyone.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Tell us the lore: What forced you to put the work in?
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Not the worst place to be stuck in. You got ample lounging and sleeping quarters. Food. Social interaction.
gotta find the food first...
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ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.
Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.
Ikea isn't a labyrinth. It is a long and winding single path with no branching paths.
It makes sure every customer walks past every product.
Your friends have been transported to Sweden through a portal. Now they are stuck making endless BLÅFJÄLLETs in their factory.
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Tell us the lore: What forced you to put the work in?
Buying a house and having kids. Man I spent so much time in that godforsaken place.
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Ikea isn't a labyrinth. It is a long and winding single path with no branching paths.
It makes sure every customer walks past every product.
Your friends have been transported to Sweden through a portal. Now they are stuck making endless BLÅFJÄLLETs in their factory.
i dont believe in you religion. my ikea crealy has branches. maybe its just my dehydration talking though. have to check next time.
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gotta find the food first...
All paths lead to the food court. Otherwise, meat in a different form is all around you. A lone patron takes a wrong turn in the curtains section and its lights out.
Now I wish there was a Swedish urban myth about a person who got lost in an IKEA and became a savage and still haunts it to this very day.
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ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.
Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.
They were eating meatballs and forgot to mention it, some say they're still there to this day.
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The arrows are displayed from above. They may be challenging to move.
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ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I'm concerned.
Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.
I'll just leave this here.
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All paths lead to the food court. Otherwise, meat in a different form is all around you. A lone patron takes a wrong turn in the curtains section and its lights out.
Now I wish there was a Swedish urban myth about a person who got lost in an IKEA and became a savage and still haunts it to this very day.
The ball pit in the children's area is a great place to get, uh, let's call it veal.
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2020 called it wants it’s facebook meme back.
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So apparently this is a satirical headline and didn't actually happen, but my first thought was that a prankster had tried to make SCP-3008 a reality.
This was a great read, thanks!
